We think Beth is past her "Sell-By" date and needs to be out of rotation in the life of Howard Stern whose needle is stuck in a scratch on the record player of his career. I mean, come on, let's give this up and stop pretending Stern actually launched a star, or that she ever was anything but a girl living in NY trying to make it as a model and actress. I mean this joke has gone far enough already. My gosh. I never knew she was a key light model.
Beth never got into The Plaza and never got the royal treatment as did Martha's champion dog in 2012 as he enjoys a posh lunch before winning Beth of Breed at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show [I meant Best of Breed]:
I think this is as far as Beth ever got to dining at The Plaza:
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| I predict the older Beth gets, the younger her hair and outfits will get. |
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| The Beautiful Couple who failed to launch their ship, but their ship never came in, it sunk long ago. Time for a rewrite guys, time to stop the morning zoo bullshit and face it that you are old and over and an embarrassment to SiriusXM and that Howard hides surgical tape under a giant wig for the taping of America's Got Talent to pull back his face and hides his darting, glaring eyes behind shaded cosmetic glasses. |
dear beth-man,
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Gee, I missed this since I WAS WORKING - a concept Beth knows nothing about. If only I had to worry about "kitten haters" and posting old pics of myself in bikinis. When will she learn that we love kittens - it's her that we hate. Sigh.
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