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Oh, not quite, but Howard Stern was scrambling for content today on his rarely live mothballed satellite radio show and was in full retreat like a scared chicken about to get its head presented on the NBC chopping block.
Yes, poor Howard had to speak in his mother's voice today and could barely hide his hatred and jealousy for the "girls", yes, the famous Heidi Klum [nominated for an Emmy Award for Project Runway] and the super famous and popular Mel B, who has been hired by Simon Cowell to join the judges table on the X Factor in England.
Boob Beth posted the photo on the right on her Twitter website on 7/14/14. Nobody is looking for Beth, and Howard is getting scared that the Twitter life is it for his money pit.
We also learned that Jenny McCarthy has been sent to mothball radio and will have a program on SiriusXM, which is where she should stay with the tons of plastic surgery, but Howard loves that and thinks that makes him a straight male instead of a closeted girl who loves the fake face and wigs and wishes he could get more work done on his face and wigs.
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| Howard said how he loves Jenny's look which is the extreme facelift, glued-on wigs and heavy makeup. Reports all over the web state that The View wanted to can her ass in 2013 but didn't want to pay off her contract, so they let her stay on the air until her contract runs out and they are done....welcome to satellite radio, honey, welcome to the bottom, oh, butt you're used to that, right? |
Oh, and don't forget scared stiff Stern wants to send Jimmy Kimmel and Molly a baby gift if they ever want to appear on Jimmy's show ever again. Maybe a Beth Face calendar would be great or a satellite radio? What other crappy free stuff do the Sterns' have lying around that would make a good gift for the baby?
You're on fire today! Great job as usual. And don't forget that tomorrow is her alleged 42nd birthday.
ReplyDeleteIn case you haven't noticed, very likely because of the pressure being ratcheted up in The Shed lately demanding to see at least a little bit of photo proof of her high profile 4 years of European modeling, her wiki page and other bios have been quietly revised to eliminate those mysterious 4 years whether she was over there fulfilling some role or another. Instead, the narrative takes her from Polish Princessing in Pittsburgh to an unspecified stop at the University and then at 19 on to NY to work for several "fashion houses." Of course since her wigged one has long claimed she is less than 30 credits short of an English Lit degree, that would make her even more of a genius than we all suspected she just might be. And now one must wonder where she learned all the foreign languages Howard claims she speaks. Interesting.
In any case, keep up the good work and don't forget to commemorate the horsepuss's birthday in the appropriate fashion.
Yes, Howard has a reason to be jealous of both Heidi Klum and Mel B. With Heidi - it's not only her Emmy nomination this year but she won last year in the category Howard can't even get nominated in.
ReplyDeleteFor Mel B, she's going to be on the judging panel WITH Simon Cowell on the "X Factor" in England -- so that elevates her above Stern as well.
In any case, it appears Howard's got bigger things to worry about with his wife stuffing kittens down her bra and in her hair extensions.