Conflicts

Naomi: Conflict Free

Yes, poor Howard had to go shopping for a wife from Costco discount store, isn't that where he got that engagement ring? Oh, their rings are real diamonds, right? Howard got some factory fug retail diamonds with a standard design but at least they are not conflict diamonds funding some war overseas because then he could afford a quality diamond, a huge one at a discount price. But Howard would never do such a thing, so Bethie is stuck with paste and metal and low quality, such is her life with Stern, low quality.

As Beth scrambles for photos of herself to post on her almost nonexistent media sites filled with her drivel of not doing anything but healing from old wounds, faithful readers of this blog remember Howard's obsession with a real model, the sexy Claudia. Poor Howard's scrambled brain is in conflict, all sides fighting with each other as he wonders where he went wrong. But, oh, he's Howard Stern, what? Do you expect quality? An expensive product? 

Hey, Howard, what happened to you copying this photo of Claudia? Or, are you past all this with Beth?

Aside from Howard's hysterical modeling photos of his almost nonexistent wife, just what happened to her TV career? Ask Tim Gunn.

Oh okay, well Beth has nothing to do this year in the Hamptons but pose next to a rack of clothes, but you know, the older you get the longer the healing time. I hope those new thighs look good whenever they are ready for the unveiling.

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