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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

AARP Bidding War

Howard Stern Fan Club
As Howard Stern is poised to collect hundreds of dollars in social security, it has been reported the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) is in talks to get the satellite radio talk show giant on AARP radio. Yes, after seeing that massive retirement group home party where Howard celebrated turning a whopping SIXTY years old, it gave hope to many seniors sitting on mothballs waiting for god. 



And just what do the numbers show? Well, according to AARP officials, after waking them up from their afternoon naps, they stated that the Howard Stern Birthday Bash was their top choice of free stuff to watch on the Internet. They also love that painting of Howard's wife on his website where she is with a dog begging for money on a sidewalk and her image is clickable...they love that, and kept clicking to see if her bobble head would fall off but it never does...oh well, senior fun.


So, in light of this awesome news that Howard is in demand with retired persons, I took to the streets myself to find out how popular Howard Stern is...here we go, hang onto your wigs and walkers Howard Stern fans:






In other news, Beth is still fighting haters on the Internet:








Love those Crazy Days & Nights:






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