Malcontent

Well I guess we can assume that giant Beth O'Malware is getting discontented with her role as a Hamptons Pariah and is lashing out at Stern to get her some attention. Her recent public scene at Harlow Restaurant seems to have been only witnessed by Howard Stern, and I never read anywhere that the story was picked up, like in Page Six or anywhere else about Beth's little crash and burn that ended up in a Hamptons emergency room. 

Beth has been parading around faking a broken foot, but we have yet to see any signs of an injury. In between posting phony photos of Beth's kittens that are up for sale, why doesn't she post a few x-rays of that fake injury?

Wonder if Howard will buy Beth giant hostess pants for her birthday in July, you know, for all those smart dinner parties in the Hamptons?

I suspect Beth, however, will get her standard appearance in the NY Daily News since the NY Post stopped printing full page ads of Beth and her engagement chicken or for her charity scam at the North Shore Animal League. We all think this latest stunt as a giant cat with the giant stupid ears on her head was a moronic attempt to copy Angelina in her movie, Maleficent. Since I have yet to see Beth's giant stupid photo printed anywhere else except the media pages where Stern paid for the photo [or NSAL] and had them uploaded to the Net, let's see if this one shows up in the Daily News next week...isn't it normally on Beth Tuesday when Howard has to talk about Miss Superstar?

Remember when Beth was working for Extra TV years ago and she was forced to interview The Don's latest acquisition and her darling offspring? Man, that made Beth go into orbit as she had to pretend to love the little monster and pretend she likes kids.

Oh, where is your little darling, Beth, you know, with that angry inch you call a husband? Right, he is drawing like a third grader with a cat photoshopped into the photo to pretend they are not kept in cages in your basement in the Hamptons, along with your lost hopes and dreams.