Beth loves using that expression every two seconds, referring to animals as "nuggets" and it is a widely held opinion that people who use improper syntax in their heads have their brains scrambled and with Mrs. Beth O'Bulimia constantly talking about food is another element of her obsession. She is not a vegan or a vegetarian, yet loves saving kittens from ovens [another food reference] so she can use them as props for photos of herself. Beth is consumed with not eating yet habitually refers to non-food pets, like cats and dogs, as food.
So again, we ponder, what happened to her superstar Hamptons social calendar having missed another event that would have been right up her alley? Well, I guess Howard doesn't want to pay for a photog to follow around his wife or Howard has to show up and take her picture and then he has to get them posted by some media outlet, all a lot of work, you know.
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NO BETH IN SIGHT, EVEN HER FRIEND KELLY RUTHERFORD WAS THERE. OR, WAS BETH THERE AND NOT PHOTOGRAPHED? DID SHE COME FLYING OUT OF THE BATHROOM AGAIN LIKE SHE DID ON JUNE 14 AT HARLOW RESTAURANT?? |
Well, even if Beth did make it to that store opening in the Hamptons, Howard couldn't afford to buy her anything, so she is stuck with a shipment of cheap ugly clothes from a bankrupt celebrity who fancies himself a model and clothing designer.
We all sit here and wait and wonder where Beth will fall down next. Maybe she will fall flat on her face and have to wear that boot on her head.
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| Gross Beth is obsessed with photographing cats' private parts and we know, only Howard Stern's shit radio show belongs in a litter box, not you Simon. |
#ds #hamptons #fall #bethostrosky #harlow
I love you.
ReplyDeleteI think Beth calls her kittens "nuggets" in an irritating attempt to copy Chelsea Handler who refers to her diminutive assistant as her "little nugget." He even wrote a book called "Little Nuggets of Wisdom."
ReplyDeleteBut it is very strange indeed that Beth did not attend another store opening in Southampton (where Beth's "primary residence" is) - not only because her pal Kelly Rutherford was there (as you mentioned) but also Kristen Taekman her chum from the "Real Housewives of New York City" was there as well. What can the matter be??
I love you, too Beth Man! Is it known why Howard feels he must see a psychiatrist several times a year for over a decade? What makes him think that he needs this kind of professional help? Is it because Howard is a cross dresser? Why would that make Howard feel the need to talk to a shrink several times a week? I think the shrink and Beth have contributed to Howard’s show becoming horrible, unfunny, and an Emperor’s New Clothes type celebrity kiss up show.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Beth go on "Real Housewives of NYC" to promote her bogus charities? At least she'd get a paycheck and some publicity. Ramona would rip Beth "a new one" as they say.
Best laugh I've had, today! Thanks for reminding little Simon that it IS truly Howard's show
ReplyDeletethat belongs in the shit pile! That Benji stuff last week was truly the worst, to me--I don't think
there's a big enough litter box to handle THAT pile of crap! Made me appreciate the "OFF" button
on my radio even more than usual. Lazy, lazy programming from an overpaid jackass!