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Too bad if you are in the NY area and want to adopt kittens from your local shelter, Beth the Cat Snatcher has them, photographs the hell out of them, then dumps them on families and it seems the same family is again saddled with Beth's cats. I suspect, Beth is passing off the animals to foster families and Beth is a faker and a phony, doing absolutely nothing but posing and primping while Howard Stern spins a tale for the air that his wife gives a fuck about anything but her own swampland, a.k.a., her career.

Then we had to hear today on Howard's rarely live satellite radio show how he was desperate to SELL the video of his birthday show, when I SIRIUSLY-XM doubt he owns it. Plus, I SIRIUSLY doubt the celebrities who performed were told in advance that Stern would be shopping it around to networks for a profit. So guess what, it is free online somewhere, big fucking deal. We already saw it online, like umm... SIX MONTHS AGO when it actually happened, and audiences were talking amongst themselves bored and drunk during the David Letterman interview that would never end...not counting that Steven Tyler, who wouldn't get off the stage [Howard could barely afford Steven, so you notice Aerosmith was not there]. 

Nobody could get the microphone away from Tyler.
He even carried it to his table but he was on fire
since he was paid to attend.

RZ performed his opening song that is heard every morning on the Stern radio show and made sure he fucked up the lyrics in the beginning so Howard could not somehow use it or sell it as a live version of the song or included in a compilation soundtrack from his birthday show. RZ is always one step ahead of Howard.

No, I haven't forgotten, although Howard wishes we would forget, that he continues to be really good at getting ratings to plummet each week for America's Got Talent (AGT), that phony show of pre-recorded stunts and scripted reaction shots of the judges.

Last but not least, Howard said on his radio show that he thought he was hilarious thinking up ways to crash Katie Couric's wedding over the weekend in the Hamptons, claiming [while his old nose grew back] that he and Beth were dining with Matt Lauer and his wife, and Al Roker (not his wife too?).

Since Hillary's brain exploded, Katie knew she had to bite the bullet and find a nice man with wonky eyes to marry who looks to be suffering from anorexia or cancer [sort of the sickly Matt Lauer look; you remember, the guy who DATED Whitney Houston's cousin only to find out she was a guy?]. Hopefully now Miss Yahoo News got that pre-nup worked out and can squelch the gay rumors.
 

Pretty interesting, Howard said that it was MISS LIMPING AROUND WITH A BROKEN FOOT BETH who had the idea to crash Katie's wedding fully clothed, then stripping down and jumping into the swimming pool....OH with your BROKEN FOOT, Beth? 

Well, Howard slipped up and told some story about Beth's ideas for crashing the wedding ... but then I suppose Beth thought Howard could do these stunts while Matt's wife drove the getaway car...oh...just so funny. There is no cure for chronic nerdism, jerk, idiot, and a teller of tales...oh Howard you are so 'in' now with that show AGT. Goody for you...good luck getting Beth a job with The Today Show...ha ha.

More lies and spin from Stern, as we all know Stern is completely holed up with Ralph and Howard's buddies, all consisting of 70+ year old men who all treat Howard like a little boy...yes a summit meeting on how to spin AGT into some other network job while Bethie O is sequestered in the Hamptons on lockdown desperate to rest up from doing nothing so she can be vertical again to bother someone for a job on ExtraTV.

This is all Team Buchwald could come up with to market Beth: 
Cats stuck in photos of Beth. So we are stuck, and she is stuck 
in a pre-nup penitentiary.

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