Okay, I know I have been getting requests, so okay, how can I criticize something I refuse to watch? Well, I have watched it and I tried watching it again Sunday night, yes, America's Got Talent (AGT). I just saw a few of the gawd awful morons that showed up, I mean, am I missing something? It's a joke right? Is this the gig Howard thinks is his shot at getting a real job on late night television? 
Howard actually called an aged fat man in a wig wearing a red latex outfit on rollerblades, quote "ADORABLE" unquote.
One thing I learned, is RALPH CIRELLA GOT FAT. YES FOLKS, if you watched cameras filming backstage, Mr. Obsessive Compulsive Howard Stern who thinks he is the skinniest chick on the planet and he can wear all Beth's clothes and is endlessly on the fat patrol, well his little boyfriend of 30 years Ralph has a fat flabby ass and fat thighs, and is a pudgy old fart now. He looks like a total shut-in that sits on a couch while Howard does a fashion show for him on his little runway in his Manhattan apartment.
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| Photo is from 2013; but he is still a fat pudge wandering around backstage hovering over Mr. Godlike himself, Howard Stern. |
No wonder little Bethie is sitting home with crying jags over kittens that are not hers, that she is shoving off onto someone else because since Howard and Ralph are the permanent couple, nobody has time to work on Beth's stardom. Yes, the little pony is having a meltdown and broke her foot, ha ha, good one. I hope you are happy in your little fantasy world you created, ha ha, as you praise yourself for cleaning out litter boxes, big deal. Your husband has moved on and compartmentalized you, good luck.OMG - here is a sampling of the talent this year on AGT:
Mike Super, who breaks a meth lab glass container with his mind and claiming it was an imaginary friend who broke it...yes, like it's the heat burning from underneath the glass enclosure.
Then we have the guttural sounds of Mara Justine, a nerd with glasses and wolfman hair whose singing sounded like she was a drunken old man living under a bridge with his foot stuck in the mud howling for more booze.
That's it folks, don't ask me to go back in. It's too much for any one person. It is a trillion tiny edits with the judges canned banter, I mean, is Stern getting payola for this? It is one massive commercial with untalented freaks and geeks performing [yes, the talented ones are already employed and don't bother with a crappy Snapple infomercial to get famous].
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| Photo is from Heidi Klum's Twitter. Notice Mr. Full Facelift and waxed eyebrows. How disturbing is this photo? Also notice he is wearing contacts, there is no change to his face wearing the glasses. Normally from the side you can see the glasses will distort the line of your face, whether you are nearsighted or farsighted, the lenses will be evident...looks like he wears shaded glasses for cosmetic reasons. I think it's to hide his eyelift and hide his darting eyes. |
#ds #agt #howardstern #ralphcirella #talent #noonehastalent #betho
Yes, you can only really experience the full horror that is AGT by actually viewing it. You're right that Howard "hates being around real women like Heidi and Mel B." It explains why he's only comfortable being around women who are either porn stars or mentally challenged groupies like his wife.
ReplyDeleteit is really unwatchable.
ReplyDeleteHoward has become a monster like Michael Jackson with the plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteI was at the AGT taping with the glass guy. There was sounds vibrating from the stage I think he used high pitched sound waves to break the glass. Also I was in a box seat sitting above Ralph and Toni. Ralph isn't fat he is actually in good shape. But he was obsessively looking at pictures of Howard on his mini-ipad which I thought was totally creepster.
ReplyDeletethanks for the comment; I saw Ralph backstage walking around [on camera, not personally], he is a fat pudge stuffed into jeans. Even his upper body is not thin, just seems hilarious since Howard is so critical of other people. Funny you were there, and heard sounds, bu the judges were mystified about how the glass breaker broke the glass...more BS from the judges and this faked show AGT.
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