FASTER, PUSSYCAT [EDITED]

Note to Beth Fans. The cat referenced below was from Bianca's Furry Friends Facebook, I do not know if it was one of Beth's fosters. The name was redacted from the item because the woman printed her real name. 

It got me that Howard Stern himself would post a comment. He reminded me of Dick Van Dyke and the "cat in a tree" episode. Mr. Kindhearted Stern has no love for any other charity and, in the past, has specifically targeted Don Imus' charity for children. If you try and call into his show to talk about your charity for kids or animals, Howard Stern will cut you off and slam the phone down. Animals is all his wife could get...as I said before, cancer kids make lousy calendars.

Now back to the regular blog entry:

Come on Stern, faster pussycat, kill, kill, since you could care less about anything but your star status and constantly reading about yourself in your own press releases, keep it up, never stop as you tread water on America's Got Talent, what with Mel B being transported to Britain since Simon Cowell knows she's a ratings hit and no one knows how to tell Howard, umm, it's just not working out. It is obvious Simon is transitioning to a younger judges table, you know, someone UNDER SIXTY. Ha ha...same with Howard's wife and that carnival of souls she plays with juggling little kitty cats from municipal prisons and setting them up in her home studio for awesome photo shoots before shoving them off to a "forever" home, as long as that isn't her forever home, as we really don't know if Bethie has a forever home if Stern decides to cash in his chips, buy the farm, kick the bucket, a bit early before his three steptrolls are safely married off to some suckers that will secure their future so Bethie can live out her life in peace and hopefully horizontally since she has problems remaining vertical for only a few hours at a time.

Howard Stern holding kitten auditions to see if
they have the X Factor and are ready
for their closeup with Beth O'Unemployable.

Howard has a wig for every occasion, you know, a longer wig
to look like he needs a haircut, then the shorter wigs, you get it.

Howard at home.

Remember these little press items? Pretty funny.

BETH SHOULD START A CHICKEN WING AT THE NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE; THAT'S MORE HER STYLE AND IT WILL HELP WOMEN TRAP A HUSBAND, RIGHT? 

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