Dirty Howard and Crazy Beth seem to be stuck back in the Hamptons with nothing to do but wait for someone to jump up and photograph Beth for another free summer issue of some Hamptons rag showing all the rich people at scam charity events scrounging for tax write-offs for the quarter. We just can't wait for another round of stupid Stern photo shoots or random pictures to emerge from some movie screening, or a party they crashed begging for money from their rich friends.
Remember when Robin had her lapband surgery? She started losing weight until she couldn't stop stuffing herself with tons of Chinese food and potatoes trying desperately to not go back on drugs [allegedly] like when she was a skinny flat chested man back in the day when she was first hired by Howard Stern.
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The film strip below is believed to be used as a torture device for agents captured by foreign powers. It's shown on a constant video loop showing dozens of kitten photos combined with the random hideous Beth Stern photos create a mental break in the agents leaving them begging for the images to stop and they spill top secret information. One agent subjected to this torture revealed that if he saw one more stupid hat on Beth Stern, he was going to kill a national leader before killing himself.
When the photos Beth posts are displayed on a grid like that - it does look like something out of "The Manchurian Candidate"!
ReplyDeletethanks foer the laugh (Austin Powers Beth).
ReplyDeletePS that loin cloth swimsuit business seems to be a dress fight against the photos that came out this week of Kim Kardashian:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/13/kim-kardashian-bikini-mexico_n_5491316.html