After The Fall [Updated]

Bargain basement LaPerla

Beth has come full circle with her big career as she is back doing the ground zero circuit of store openings and attending showings of stale collections from D-List design houses. 

Love it that when Howard Stern fails to hire his own photographer for his wife, the house photographer hired for the event doesn't even know who she is and misspells her name!! 

We see since Howard Stern has been in hiding no doubt, still stuck in his Manhattan Man Cave wheeling and dealing with NBC executives explaining his way out of a paper bag of why his ratings for America's Got Talent (AGT) are continuing to drop this season. Oh of course, Stern will say he ignores all that and he enjoys drawing little kitty cats in between posting stale photos of Beth that sit on his iPhone as not one news outlet or fashion magazine has called to print any of them. All of Beth's super photos [by Howard] end up in cat magazines where he has to donate them or Bethie is not getting in print.

Beth suddenly cannot afford her enormous fake hair attachments or makeup or collagen injections in her thin lips. She just always has the fake eyelashes and Latisse to help those pea eyes be seen in photos. She also wore some ill fitting cheap dress.  

Beth from last year visiting her crush [a guy with a real TV show] on Extra TV as we see a Judge Judy O look-a-like in the background [has to be a relative of Beth's]. Beth is showing off ger atrophied legs with lipo inner thighs. 

Beth had batched two events on Saturday to save her having to buy another dress as she was seen attending a D-List store opening in the Hamptons, wow, Beth, you are really back at square one with your dead career.

Chelsea and Mary are still a couple having been seen at the AFI Tribute to Jane Fonda a few weeks ago. We know Stern loves the girls that go both ways as it seems Mary was his first wife Alison's FRIEND, interesting. Howard stole a story from Chelsea for Beth to use on her TV appearances [remember that stupid story of Beth carrying bedroom aids in a bag through Central Park...whatever, it's not worth looking up], but Chelsea loves Stern, and, well, you get the connection.

Somehow I am reminded of the fall of Brooke Shields and the trauma with her "best friend" in 1999 and the simultaneous announcement of her separation from Andre Agassi in anticipation of a divorce. She later married a plain old network salaried producer and writer, Chris Henchy, and she documented her first baby meltdown and hallucinations that her baby was flying against a wall and splattering [ref: Down Came The Rain], when it could be suggested that allegedly she was getting clean and having withdrawals since getting pregnant and having a difficult delivery. Love it that it seems Brookie sent a "cleaner" to the hotel room where her former alleged lover was found in an apparent suicide. No plane ticket or anything was found, no car, nothing, so it was never known how he ended up alone at the Oasis Hotel in Las Vegas. It was reported that the hotel clerk found him first, but then later reports said it was actually Brooke's personal investigator who found the hotel room and entered, finding the dead body of Strickland hanging from beams from the ceiling...well this all resulted in a giant divorce filing by Andre Agassi, I guess he heard the rumors too that his wife had a boyfriend who also happened to have an alleged drug problem.

How's the posing with cats coming Bethie?

UPDATE

After writing this blog entry I checked Beth's Instagram site and found she is in the emergency room AFTER A FALL - notice she was already drunk by 8:30 PM. She stated she had too much wine and tripped and fell.

Howard was there with her when this happened at Harlow Restaurant at the event noted above. Those heels don't look that high to me, but I guess Beth was.

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