How do you handle a drunken social pariah?

Poor Bethie, having problems partying in the Hamptons?

Beth gives no love to Howard Stern today who is a FATHER of THREE grown daughters, yes, Beth's stepdaughters and only has love for Yoda, a cat, and playing foster to photo prop kittens so Beth and Howard can detract from the fact their careers are finally stagnate and Beth has no work product.

Just where is Beth today with her own devoted felon father who only had visions of Howard having anal sex with his daughter? OH you think I made this up? Reference any YouTube site and look for yourself, when Sal the Stockbroker asked Beth what her father's reaction was to her living with Stern. It was that stupid bit "Get John's Job" which was intended to introduce the world to Howard's cross-eyed girlfriend Beth who was working on her career. What that career was we never discovered.

So we learn after Beth's stunt yesterday at Harlow, that Howard Stern was there, and amazingly, we get a candid photo of both of them arguing at a restaurant with an African-American handler to the right of the photo trying to calm down the drunken sailors.

We see Howard Stern no longer needs that hair plug hat anymore since his little permed wig is in place with those girly bangs hiding his facelift scars. Love his little pirate earrings as Beth only has that zircon ring to show off...good luck Beth, taking that to the bank to pay your property taxes when Stern's stepdaughters freeze Howard's stale assets.

What happened Howard? Your pariah can no longer get into events alone anymore? We all remember in the past, you mostly hid from the camera hoping to project the image that your wild little reject got into these social events alone, on her own dime, nope, either you are there, or a pet sitter is hired to watch the beast.

Keep doing a song and dance for the press, Howard. I guess Beth's step kids had their Father's Day last weekend while Beth was shipped out of town pretending to be famous and Howard could stall his meeting with NBC execs. But this weekend Howard still can't meet with NBC execs over his falling ratings for that crappy game show where he judges the nation's freaks and geeks.... OH, gosh.. my wife practically broke her ankle!!! How can you be so mean and want to talk about my sinking ratings this season???

Hey Howard, instead of throwing your wife on the floor for publicity and taking sad ER photos, maybe do your song and dance for NBC execs like you did on AGT will save your Summer job.

But let me help you with your press release when you are finally canned by NBC.

OH, I had to quit working over the Summer, my wife FELL [is she 90?]...I have to take care of my daughters....oh, my wife is so famous I have to manage her big career....I have to quit working so hard next year...

Song and dance, song and dance...