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I will give you a topic: The Australian singer/songwriter Sia is really 50+. Discuss. |
Who can blame the old man? He has a lot of drama in his pitiful lonely life begging for scraps at the table of fame. As this blogger has stated more than once, Simon Cowell was reportedly furious over the alleged leaked Sony email where it was discussed that he wanted to replace Howard Stern for season 10 of "America's Got Talent" (AGT). That little prank by Howard sent Simon to the chopping block looking for Stern's weaved permed head. So there you go Stern, the show is being moved back to Los Angeles; there is more than one way to get rid of a leech that is sucking ratings dry during the summer months.

Howard was all over the press, on the Internet and television about how he was the Bogus Wedding Spokesperson and the insider reporting on Justin and Jen Aniston's staged fun wedding at their home in LA before jetting off with their entourage on a honeymoon in Bora Bora [I know, sounds perfect for the Boring Boring Sterns], but alas, Howard had to be at work and Beth had to get back to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and throw some more fragile kittens around her closet and get to breaking some bones aside from making all the kittens sick with one or two suddenly under quarantine. Well, it's tough running a kitten prison camp, good for Frau Beth for doing it. She is making all her Nazi relatives who are burning in hell, proud, go girl, the master race loves you; only you are a fraction of the master race, like, in those big feet of yours.

Hey, Howard has to spend that AGT expense account before the time bomb goes off and Stern is sent back to the Hamptons to fry with that toasted wife all summer who stated in the past that she only drinks Starbucks Chai Tea Lattes in the morning, then her liquid lunches perched on her monogrammed bar stool at the local pub, and then a huge pizza pie and a gallon of Clooney wine for dinner. Gosh, I'm craving that Starbucks coffee all of a sudden.
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Wake up Howard. Wouldn't you just die if Dame Beth-Man was really a man and looked like this gorgeous hunk? Just your type Howard. No wonder you love that coffee...talk. |

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