Miller Lite 🍺👩🏼‍🦱💍👗

We are slowly running out of summer and the Beth Fan Page will soon be back to transcribing Howard Stern's stale SiriusXM satellite radio show and providing exclusive excerpts and commentary while we are still hopeful the famous Beth O Stern can get her hubby Howard to fund a cover feature on Social Life magazine this year, since she has not been on the cover since 2023.

But, in the meantime, Beth was shilling for Jennifer Miller's store in the Hamptons, a gig she's gotten sporadically in the past in 2018, 2021 and 2022. So this time Beth was back at the store for an afternoon where a percentage of sales went straight to Beth's foundation, Beth's Furry Friends, and she was on-site so customers could just dump the cash into her purse.

Beth's Back Shilling for Miller

On August 23, Beth was at the Jennifer Miller store to promote her foundation Beth's Furry Friends and snatch some cash from a percentage of the sales for an afternoon. She hasn't gotten this gig since 2022 and she is back, Baby, back.

In 2018, Beth modeled a bathing suit available at 

Jennifer Miller's store - I don't know what I'm looking at -

ya think we could see the suit on a real model who is 

vertical, and not one who is sucking in her liposuctioned

stomach, stiff as a board??

August 23, 2025, Beth was back at the Jennifer Miller store

after a three-year absence snatching some cash from customers

for a few hours of sales where a percentage goes into 

Beth's purse.

Stalag Beth Pet Death Tally Update

Sadly, it is time to update the pet death tally of Beth's own personal cats she captures and keeps at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Normally, she times their deaths with something the Sterns are doing publicly, or have some sort of publicity item they press-released so they can get more attention, as if they are brave for attending some bullshit event in spite of a pet loss. The few animals who have escaped, like Buddy the cat, didn't make it to freedom but were recaptured. Others who have escaped like Jessica the rabbit was reportedly eaten by coyotes. Whenever Beth was asked what happened to the rabbit, she was quoted as saying, "Don't ask".

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