You Only Die Twice 😮😿

Today, Howard Stern mentioned on his SiriusXM satellite radio show that Walter the cat is at death's door and Beth will decide when to push him through it. 

But normally all of their cat deaths are timed with some event in the Sterns' dull lives so they can put on a brave face or just to get some free press mileage out of the pet death like when Beth was selling her cat calendars and needed sympathy purchases when she inferred Walter had died back in 2022.

As already exclusively blogged about, the NSAL Beth Gala will be held on June 12, and apparently Beth needs to conjure up some drama so the event will be all about how brave she is for attending because of her cat dying, although he's apparently not dead yet so we'll see if he lasts through June or if Howard will wait until Beth's birthday in July and do a Walter painting as a gift like when Grogu died and Howard had done a painting of Grogu for her birthday in July 2022 with the Grogu death announcement happening in August 2022.

Premature Burial of Walter the Cat

April 2022

On April 2, 2022, Beth staged a fake-out premature burial of Walter the cat during Beth’s calendar promotion. Beth inferred Walter had died and posted a sad photo of her and Howard on her Instagram show and on her NSAL blog. It turned out the death did not happen. Howard must have reminded Beth that they needed a publicity stunt to garner sympathy sales and should wait until her stale calendar for NSAL was ready for pre-order before announcing any pet deaths.

We don't know if My League magazine published more than
two issues and both were the same photo of Beth with Walter the
cat just changing the color of Beth's top as if no one would notice
it's the same airbrushed photo.

But one of their cats did die to coincide with Beth's 2022 calendar pre-order sales. As mentioned, Grogu the cat died in August 2022 timed with her calendar pre-order sales and her NSAL Beth Blog she writes each month. So Grogu was the cat sacrificed to get sympathy sales to her stale calendar.

On Beth’s 8-11-2022 NSAL blog entry, she stated that Grogu died on the way to the vet’s office, assuming it was heart failure. Grieving Grifter Beth hoped to get more NSAL 2023 calendar pre-order sales as sympathy purchases because when all else fails, any animal in Beth’s world will be sacrificed for sales. -- BFP 7-15-23

The Beth Fan Page will update it's official Beth Stern Pet Death Tally once we get the final outcome of Walter the cat. The latest tally is on the 7-15-23 Beth Fan Page blog entry.

Here's Today's Exclusive Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

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