Felines, Face Fillers, and Hair Flips 😮😼🐱🎸

I see we have to update our bloated Botox Beth series where she hides her new Botox bump-ups from her IG audience by using cats and hats to hide that huge initial swelling when she gets new Botox and fillers injected into that bizarre facelift of hers.

I don't know why she goes nuts spending hundreds of thousands of dollars keeping up appearances when she's been snubbed by every society event in New York City, the Hamptons, and Palm Beach, Florida, and all she has is that annual stale Beth Gala that was moved from the fall to the spring as of last year, and this year it's again held in the spring on June 12, 2025. [See Beth Fan Page blog entry dated March 17, 2025 for the exclusive report on the North Shore Animal League's Beth Gala.]

Bloated Botox Bump-Up Update

It's time to update the bloated Beth series because you can normally tell when she's had fresh fillers injected into that weird facelift when she holds cats in front of her face to hide the initial swelling. Beth is prepping for the upcoming Beth Gala in June, so she needs to start those fillers now and have her doctor make a few housecalls to her Florida Feline Tax Shelter & Basement Cosmetic Surgery Center & Spa.

Great American Nightmares

You can see why these aged out specimens spend millions on their faces because as their facelifts deflate and sag, it becomes a fright show. Then they have to hide behind airbrushed publicity photos and IG filters because they are beyond fooling their fans they've never had a facelift and rely on useless creams and hair products from China where they slap their own labels on them claiming some sort of public service by producing useless beauty products to sell to disenchanted aging housewives.

Up Front and Personal

While Howard Stern was doing his stale satellite radio show today, the superstar savior of SiriusXM satellite radio Andy Cohen was at the NBCUniversal Upfront 2025 - oh, right, Howard's not on TELEVISION, is he??? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Gee, Howard, I thought you keep saying that the Sirius app is television.

May 12, 2025, Andy Cohen at the NBCUniversal Upfront
2025 at Radio City Music Hall.

In the television industry, an upfront is a gathering at the start of important advertising sales periods, held by television network executives and attended by major advertisers and the media. It is so named because of its main purpose, to allow marketers to buy television commercial airtime "up front", or several months before the television season begins. -- Wikipedia

So WHERE is "The Howard Stern Interview" show?? As blogged about exclusively numerous times, Howard reinstituted his old E! Channel cable talk show called The Howard Stern Interview where he was the solo act, no sidekick, no staff on camera with him, no Robin Quivers, and he now does that on his stale SiriusXM satellite radio show. 

Twin Husband Not Canned in Cannes

The famous supermodel celebrity globetrotter Heidi Klum flies to Cannes to attend the famous Cannes Film Festival and events surrounding it every year as she was spotted with her twin husband on the heels of the famous Beth Fan Page exposing the fact Heidi flew solo to the Met Gala and the two afterparties she attended where she was photographed with other men.

Heidi's age is catching up to her as did her twin husband Tom Kaulitz
as they are spotted in Cannes on May 12, 2025. Tom is trying to keep
up appearances that there isn't trouble in Heidi's hideaway from marriage.

Here's Today's Exclusive Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

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