On Howard Stern's Sirius satellite talk radio show this week, he mentioned people in his world are now dying off and he can't bear to lose another person yet he avoided the topic of how death proof his own stale satellte radio show is.
Howard lost his beloved toadying constant companion Ralph Cirella in 2023 and his beloved superagent Don Buchwald in 2024 who could badger and stalk TV producers like no one's business. He was behind the telephone terrorism when David Letterman was thinking about switching networks, and Don Buchwald started badgering the network to let Stern fill that vacating void with the network executives having to fake their own suicides to be free of the Buchwald/Stern tag team of terror but fortunately, Letterman stayed and they were free from Stern.
The Tag Team of Terror have been press-releasing these bullshit articles for over 20 years until Buchwald finally went off into infinity and stopped badgering producers into giving Stern a job on late night TV. Yeah, nowadays it's called 'bullying'.
Howard already hired a super PR Team to re-imagine
his lowlife image transforming him into a seriously Sirius talk radio show
host, paying politicians to show up to be interviewed by
the King of All B.S.
It does seem like Howard's circle of vetted pets is getting smaller, but thank gooodness his wife Beth O got a vet check and she's doing fine other than suffering from deflated botched breast implants and she has to wear huge padded bras to pretend she still has those things imbedded in her chest. And of course we remember Howard almost lost his toadying sidekick human laugh track Robin Quivers when she was diagnosed with cancer and nearly died from a vegan chocolate mousse bomb stuck in her colon that doctors had to remove and detonate in a bomb shelter.
Here's the November 11, 12 and 13, 2024 Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts
#dawgshed #howardstern #jimmypage #stairwaytoheaven #bethostern
#cocoandfriends #calendar #calendar2025 #2025 #deathproof #lesleedart
#42west
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