Why? Because this blog site is the sole reason why Howard has suddenly dropped all of his hobbies and is focusing only on guitar so he can have a reason to constantly talk about and obsess over Jimmy PAGE and Robert Plant, instead of just blurting out their names randomly out of context which has happened ever since the Beth Fan Page has used Led Zeppelin on every blog entry since August 5, 2023 and there is no end in sight with no end to this blog site. Poor Howard is dizzy from the tangled wires in his brain, not sure what to do. Every hobby Howard has tried, like, chess, painting or photography, you name the hobby and it's barely rated a mention on this blog unless it was relevant, like when he did all those photoshopped airbrushed photos of Beth and shopped them around for online articles or printed in magazines, and then Beth reposts them on her Instagram show pretending they're current when they're years old. He is having Beth send photos he took to a printer for a cat calendar in 2025 as another year-end tax write-off claiming 12 photos of their housecat is considered charity work.
But, the power of the Beth Fan Page is too great. So now Howard is bowing to the Beth Fan Page and expects to be knighted by Dame Beth-Man for switching to a guitar fetish so now he has an excuse to constantly talk up Pagey and of course Percy, without being embarrassed for just blurting out Led Zep on his satellite radio show without context.
Welcome to the jungle, Howard, you are not in control of your satellite dish. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the future, just sit quietly, and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your satellite dish. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to . . . the Outer Limits of the Beth Fan Page.
Beth Dunks her Donuts after another
New York Fashion Week Failure
Beth shows off her big donut on her Instagram show and we're supposed to think she ate only one when she has a few cases of those in her freezer from Dunkin' Donuts as a free corporate gift Howard got from the sponsor when he was a judge on America's Got Talent. And she wonders why she can't fit into any designers' clothes and score a seat in the front row of a show during New York Fashion Week.
Here's Wednesday's Stern Sirius Satellite Radio
Show Transcribed Excerpts
#dawgshed #robertplant #jimmypage #page #purpleplant #bethfanpage
#bethostroskystern #instagram #donuts #dunkindonuts #pastry #outerlimits
#emily #emilystern #emilysternpudgedout #guitar #ledzep
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