Ramble On 🎸

Ramble on ... sing my song ... 

Alec Baldwin can now ramble on without the threat of a Sing Sing prison camp looming over his head.

The big news bulletin on July 12, was that Alec Baldwin's case brought against him by the state of New Mexico for involuntary manslaughter for the shooting death of the cinematographer on the set of his movie "Rust" resulting in the injury of the movie's director, has been dismissed due to the prosecution apparently concealing evidence from the defense team that would've been favorable to Baldwin about how live ammunition got on the set of the movie "Rust".

So, Baldwin gets off on a technicality, like when a mob boss gets off because he was not read his Miranda rights. It does not mean this Boss Baby was innocent of anything, but got off on a technicality. True gangsta fashion. Well, what do you expect when your wife has a phony accent and calls the paparazzi everytime she walks across a street in New York City? Then her boss baby hubby smacks down a photog ending up in court because they are that desperate to be on the front pages of the tabloids.

Interesting how all of Alec's babies look like this except they
have weird little pea eyes.

As already reported exclusively by this famous blogger, Alec and his rarely vertical wife with the alleged fake baby bumps twisting and turning doing her yoga poses on her IG show trying to not dislodge that baby bubble attached to her body, have a reality show already sold to the TLC cable network and now Alec can proclaim his innocence and how the prosecution were out for blood and got nothing from Alec hoping for tons of attention and press mileage out of this bizarre shooting on the set of his movie "Rust" in New Mexico. [BFP 6-4-24]

As reported on this blog during the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp fight, I mean, trial, Amber Heard tried out various looks duplicating the movie characters of Grace Kelly, while Alec chose the aged Cary Grant look and it worked. Case dismissed, Alec is free and clear and can't be tried again for the same crime. 

Amber Heard thought she was Grace Kelly during her trial. These screenshots were originated by the Beth Fan Page and posted on the 5-7-22 blog entry.

Alec decided on the Cary Grant persona during his trial with duplicate glasses and hairstyle:

Howard Stern Furlough Fatalities

It used to be called Howard's vacation curse because whenever he was on vacation, a bunch of celebrities would drop dead. But now he's on furlough each summer so now it's his furlough fatalities claiming the lives of Richard Simmons and Shannen Doherty and almost The Don, with a sniper bullet grazing the side of his head and doing no real damage other than to his nerves, while others in the crowd were shot and two have died in the tragic occurrence.

Stern and Richard Simmons were long-time cross-dressing fetish friends
with Richard being a fixture in the life of Howard when he was married to Alison.
No one in the Stern world got away free from cross-dressing. All of his staff are
 required to cross-dress and be humiliated and taped and photographed doing it.
Even Howard's wife Beth Stern was required to cross-dress as Santa, pictured right.

Doherty did Stern in 2003 and publicized her December Playboy issue.

Beth's Puff Piece

Howard Stern continues to scrounge around for magazines for Beth to appear in and he found a little more room at the bottom of that barrel with an obscure weekly grocery store tabloid for women over 40 called First For Women. All of the photos of Beth are heavily airbrushed photos from 2016 through 2022. Nothing is current because Howard just fires off these old photoshopped photos to all these news and entertainment outlets seeing who will take his sizable check to print a puff piece about his do-nothing wife Beth Stern to satisfy her selfie need for the fame that continues to elude her and has filed a restraining order against her for harassment.

This is the complete cover feature and articles, they say it's three articles but they are just in those little sections. I break it down below. ALL the photos Howard submitted to this obscure rag are from years ago. I mean, why take any new photos of this d-list aged out famehound?

You'll notice this cheaply produced puff piece just uses online stock photos.

More online stock photos were used to plug into this nonsense article.

The photo of Beth was taken in 2022 for the 2023 NSAL Beth calendar.

Right, Beth, you can't remember because who on this planet wants the
cover of a Grecian teen magazine anyway. It's probably d-list catalog
work like she's always gotten in the past. 

Beth's red dress cover photo for "First for Women"magazine is
from the 2016 Kitten Bowl.

This photo [left] from "First for Women" is from a photoshoot from 2019
to plug the Kitten Bowl and was used again for Kitten Bowl VIII in 2021,
but they photoshopped the original blue dress to red.

The black dress photo [left] from "First for Women" is originally
from the 2021 Kitten Bowl.

The photo [left] from "First for Women" magazine is from a 2022 photoshoot for the 2023 NSAL Beth calendar. I recently blogged about that star spangled dress on the 6-29-24 Beth Fan Page blog entry. I guess I reminded Howard of that photo that he could shop around pretending it's current.

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