Beth Bags a Beach Bite 😎🏖️🩴

For someone planning a big trip to Italy, Beth is sure busy lately with posting selfies on her Instagram show and horning in at Hamptons beach parties as she is apparently back in business as a plus-one beach bum party crasher with her old buddies who used to let Beth on their red carpet Cinema Society screenings in New York and the Hamptons, Andrew Saffir and Daniel Benedict.

But, Beth's new buddy Brooke Shields was there and of course Brooke was interviewed by Howard which means you have to take Beth in exchange. Everyone remembers Beth horned in at Brooke's appearance at The Carlyle as the third wheel to Ali Wentworth and Mariska Hargitay who are BFFs of Brooke.

So, here we've got Beth in the Hamptons getting a beach bite with everyone showing up with their daughters. Where was Noel Clare O one wonders?

Of course Beth never takes off that hat to protect her giant facelift from the sun even though the party was at dusk not dawn, and a hat serves to draw attention to her and make her appear taller than she is, especially with a just under 6 foot tall Brooke Shields [she stated she shrunk an inch] and her taller giant daughter that looks too thick to model but she did get a commercial modeling contract with Tommy Hilfiger but that's hardly haute couture. Grier Henchy could never fit into the size 4 sample sizes and is more like the Ireland Baldwin type.

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Beth's back to bugging the Hamptons gay power couple as one wonders
where Howard was hiding. Beth always has to wear big long dresses
when outdoors in an uncontrolled environment in case any photog snaps a
picture of her huge legs and short calves.

Miss Model Beth looks like the shortest one at this bonfire beachfest.

Aged Christie was there with her Sailor daughter named after that old cartoon
character Sailor Moon.

Brooke is always pushing that thick bodied 'model' daughter Grier in everyone's
faces. Brooke looks like a hot mess outdoors with that weird Botox smirk
that's sort of wearing off.

Beth puts on her denim jacket but never takes off that hat to get noticed
and appear taller than she is in front of a former model.

Aren't you and Howard ever going to Italy? WHY are you still in the Hamptons
getting free booze and eats? Beth normally makes off with a few bottles of booze
 and hops into the waiting getaway limo. I like her bangs scrunched
down under that huge stupid hat. But she has to have constant attention.

#dawgshed #benedict #saffir #easthamptons #cowboyhat

#brookshields #grierhenchy #henchy #tommy #tommyhilfiger

#lindawells #airmail #beachdinner #allure #beachbite