Here we go with another season of celebrities poured into their dresses heading to the paparrazi filled Cannes Film Festival in the south of France sans the famous Beth O Stern, who failed to make it to Paris last year as she reported she would be flying with friends but the whole trip fell through the cracks of her fractured mind.
Everyone of course remembers Howard Stern was in Cannes for his film "Private Parts" a self-proclaimed love letter to his wife Alison who failed to garner an invitation to actually go with Howard to the screening of that love letter at the Cannes Film Festival when he escorted his movie wife Mary McCormack and they attended other screenings there while his honeypot Beth Ostrosky was in Germany modeling for catalogs - see blog header for that Beth Fan Page bombshell about finding Beth's European modeling photos when no one else has accomplished that feat. Yes, Beth was in Germany when Howard was in Cannes. Interesting.
But of course I have blogged about Howard being in Cannes and thumbing his wedding band because he had already broken up with his wife Alison as exclusively revealed only on this blog site. By the time it was announced as a separation in 1999, Stern's divorce was already in the can. [Ref: Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 5-7-18, 3-6-22, and 1-24-23 as examples. If you type in 'Cannes' in the search bar below in this blog, it should turn up more Cannes blog entries.]
Dame en Rouge
Of course Heidi Klum is front and center at Cannes with her new L'Oreal contract. The official start of the Cannes Film Festival is May 15 but the opening ceremony has started already as everyone who is anyone will crowd onto that red carpet during the famous festival.
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| CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Heidi Klum attends "Le Deuxième Acte" ("The Second Act") Screening & opening ceremony red carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 14, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage) |
Beth Bangs Again
Yes, those disappearing bangs just come and go as with this Florida Cat Closet Fashion Show series we see Beth with the bangs once again while in other Instagram photos they seem to disappear since these photos are stored somewhere on her iPhone that she randomly uploads while she is under construction at her home salon and basement cosmetic surgery center and spa. Beth has clothes delivered to her home where she tries them on, takes selfies, and then sometimes returns them. Then Howard tries to shop them around to online sites on where to buy 'the look' the celebrity is wearing but no one is looking for Beth. It's for celebrities or talk show hosts who are actually on TV, not just doing cat closet selfie fashion shows.
Here's Today's Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts
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#cannes2024 #red #reddress #gucci #guccicroptop #catclosetselfie #benny
#fashionshow #floridafashionshow #florida #stalesternshow #sirusxm #furlough
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