Stern Wants Witz to Fund a European Vacation

A lot of broadcasters working for SiriusXM use their vacations abroad as working vacations paid by Sirius as a form of promotion, to get off-world people interested in subbing to Sirius via the Internet where possible.

Sirius doesn't broadcast outside the U. S. except for Canada, parts of Puerto Rico, up to 150 nautical miles out into the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, the Gulf of Mexico, the Caribbean Sea, and the Great Lakes.

Not to be outdone by Radio Andy's stable of stars, Howard's been whining to Boss Witz about how stars from Radio Andy are already broadcasting abroad and he should be able to do the same thing.

Michelle Collins, when she worked for Radio Andy, permanently moved to Europe and broadcast her show on SiriusXM from various locations in her travels. Now Jeff Lewis is doing the same thing broadcasting from his vacation spot in Cabo, getting Sirius to foot the bill for the jaunt to the resort location.

Radio Andy Stars Broadcast Live from Cabo

Howard is having a fit over Radio Andy's stable of stars able to broadcast their shows outside the U.S. Howard wants to do the same thing this summer to fight his annual summer furlough and get paid to travel to Europe like Michelle Collins was doing at one point before leaving the company. Now, Jeff Lewis is in Cabo broadcasting his show live on Sirius.

Not to be IGNORED - Howard is fighting his upcoming furlough once again with Boss Witz and wants to broadcast his show this summer from Europe, even though SiriusXM has no plans for a European invasion, yet Jimmy Kimmel and his wife frequently visit Italy when Kimmel is on furlough from his stale talk show that is always sinking in ratings. Howard may tag along and get Sirius to foot the bill providing they let him broadcast his Srius satelite radio show from their resort locale.

Kimmel has been furloughed along with Howard during the summer since the network can't fire him with his current contract. They hire guest hosts to try to boost ratings and hopefully get a permanent replacement for the flailing talk show host and his wife who is the head writer and producer [also working on the Oscar broadcast for her husband since it aired on his network], but Molly's jokes are amateurish and High School level humor with the network knowing they need to get rid of Jimmy if they want to be free of Molly the Mole who snitches on everyone so she can keep her job.

Howard wants a trip paid by Sirius, and the timing is right because Howard's long time constant companion and salaried employee Ralph Cirella is history and his ashes are in a bottle and thrown into the ocean swimming with the fishes and may wash ashore in Italy where Howard says he's headed - but don't be fooled - Howard's favorite meal is red herring, 

Sirius does need to do something to spice up the bland Stern show, and Howard is still badgering BedBy8 to do a biopic about him, well, then he needs content because he does nothing and goes nowhere and has successfully shipped his wife Beth to Florida while he continues to live in New York.  

Stern wants to broadcast his show from Europe

Joel Jams for the Last Time at MSG

Billy Joel's 100th concert at Madison Square Garden will air on CBS on April 14. He is finally ending his tenure at the venue after 10 years of sell out concerts but everyone is tired of his stale songs with that one new song he suddenly came up with that had a bunch of writers pushing it up that hill to make it into the 10th spot of the Adult Contemporary music list. Insiders insist that Howard Stern has already taped a stint onstage during the performance with his wife Beth Stern clapping like a seal in the front row so audiences at home will get a glimpse at the geek Stern married. Joel is a longtime friend of Howard and he also contributes major dollars to the charity that pays Beth to shill for them, the North Shore Animal League.

More Geezers Funding Their Biopics

As reported on the April 1, 2024 Beth Fan Page, Steve Martin funded a biopic about himself and this is a common trend, making the aged dinosaurs fund their own bullshit biopics because there is no market for it. It's just a vanity piece for these people. 

Now Bon Jovi has a biopic about himself and Howard said he will be coming on his show to plug it just as Howard is dying for his own biopic trying to get Sirius to fund it along with his buddy Ali Wentworth and her BedBy8 production company that produced Brooke Shields' boring biopic about her days as a 'pretty baby'.

Howard is desperate to come up with staged content for his biopic so has his wife Beth Stern's loser family on his stale satellite radio show talking about nothing since they are failures with money that now take over Howard's Florida timeshare. Howard has never moved into that house, only visits for a random dinner and a meet and greet with that family and then skates back to his apartment in New York. It's got sparse furniture left over by the prior owners and he's never hired a decorator and has never shown the house indoors, just a few photos posted on Beth's Instagram Show. Even for Palm Beach magazine, Howard reprinted old photos of his Hamptons home and thought no one in Florida would notice.

These cheaply produced biopics are a dime a dozen and
Howard hopes to get his dirty dozen very soon.

Chalamet GPS Update

Timothée Chalamet is in New York looking very Dylanish on location for the filming of his Bob Dylan story "A Complete Unknown", which is not really a biopic just a story about a turning point in the boring life of Dylan moving from folk to rock music.

Here's Today's Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

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