Drowning Pool

Everyone was waiting for Howard Stern to bring up the untimely death of his former pornstar pet Jesse Jane who died from an apparent drug overdose and was discovered dead on the numerologically interesting date of 1-24-24, which was the last day Howard Stern did his satellite radio show before taking his regularly scheduled last week of January off like he's done since 2020.

Jesse appeared on the Howard Stern terrestrial radio show in 2004 and 2005 which was before he got engaged to his Hamptons Harridan girlfriend Beth Ostrosky. Beth has not allowed any sexy girls in the studio since their engagement and marriage, nothwithstanding skanks like Miley 'Million Miles of Bad Road' Cyrus.

Jesse Jane was known for the 'Pirates' parody movies along with her babysitter porn that Howard has publicly acknowledged on his satellite radio show is his obsession with the allegedly faux underage girls appearing in the films. Her last IG photo is in a bathtub filled with water reminincent of the last IG photo of Matthew Perry in his hot tub where he passed out and drowned, with the death of Ralph Cirella taking place about a month later after he posted photos on his IG in memoriam of Matthew Perry.

Jesse's last IG photo before her death was posted on 3-11-23
similar to Matthew Perry's last IG photo in his hot tub.

Stern Shuffled Off to Florida When 

New York is Where the Action Is

While Howard Stern shuttled off to Florida to do an interview at the Miami studios because he goes to Florida anyway and wants Sirius to pay for his travel expenses when he visits Beth at their Florida flophouse, all the action is in New York with the superstar guests making the rounds at Sirius. But Witz is trying to get a commitment out of Stern on permanently moving his show to Florida but is facing a battle because Howard never lives with his wives. He has always had his own private apartment away from the home where his wife lives. 

Interesting that Howard wants to change it up and instead of hopping back and forth to the Hamptons from his private New York apartment, he wants to hop back and forth from his Florida home because his friend Katie Lee [formerly Billy Joel's wife] frequents Miami with her husband and will be there this weekend for a foodie festival which just complicates things with Howard's buttinsky wife Beth.

Katie does maintain a Hamptons home as well as in New York and sometimes films her Food Network TV show at her Hamptons home with Howard sometimes spotted peaking through the blinds and messing up the taping. But, Katie knows he's harmless and is just begging for a bit of her beach bites and is happy with a to-go bag to take back to his Hamptons basement apartment especially since he moved Beth permanently to Florida in 2020 and she will only visit their properties due to selfie tax write-offs shilling for her Beth's Furry Friends foundation.

So Witz will have to either foot the bill for a private penthouse for Howard or Howard will continue to drain the Sirius expense accounts having them shuttle him between all his properties even though alleged sources believe he has finally unloaded the Hamptons Hostel which has been on the market since 2020. I guess we'll have to wait and watch what happens.

2-21-24, Eddie Izzard was interviewed at SiriusXM in New York by Julie James
who has done work for various shows like the Howard Stern Show, and is
the host of Broadway Names with Julie James on the Broadway channel.

Chalamet GPS Update

Timothée Chalamet is in South Korea for the screening of Dune Part 2 looking like a spaceman instead of wearing his normal designer wear that he is famous for. Wouldn't we all love our planets to be invaded by this guy? Yes.

This is Chalamet last year with his "Wonka" costar and their moms. Who knew
Chalamet's mom looks like a weird old midget school kid. Like, at first
glance she looks like a school girl but has an old face.

Beth Still Snubbed by Dolly's Pet Gala

As reported on the February 6, 2024 Beth Fan Page, Dolly Parton taped a TV special that airs tonight on CBS, all about pets and it featured Beth's replacement in everything about animals, Carson Kressley. He's even replaced Beth as host of the Hero Dog Awards show even though it is now taped in Palm Beach, Florida, where the Sterns own an empty fortress selfie tax shelter housing a few feral felines as a front for Beth's Furry Friends. So unless Beth appears as an uncredited guest, it appears she is still snubbed by Dolly and Carson never mentions his buddy Beth was included when he promoted this on his IG show. 

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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