Of course Howard and Beth Stern have their standard script each Halloween, how Howard hates it and all that, while Beth tries to not take a flying leap over the Halloween haystack in the lobby of their apartment building.
The Sterns hope to host their own party trying to wine and dine the superagents of Mark Mullett and Keith Bloomfield, hoping they can keep Beth's name in the press and score more little photo layouts about how Beth is an animal activist yet has no animals in her photos that are plugged into her online articles.
It's mainly all about how famous Beth is posing with cats on her Instagram Show, doling out the little darlings to whomever will consent to pose with Beth so Beth can show the IRS she is an animal activist, yet her foundation, Beth's Furry Friends, does not dole out money to anyone. The sole beneficiary of that foundation is Beth who pockets the donations claiming her multi-million dollar abodes are animal shelters. Yeah, and Howard wonders why he can't leave the property within a certain radius or alarms will go off and his keeper has to put a chain on that gate.
The Coop is Stuck at Sirius
Alice Cooper is on tour with Rob Zombie but he did not get stuck with Stern this Halloween but hosted his own special shows for Halloween on SiriusXM satellite radio. The Coop's had his own podcast for years on other networks but has ended it this year.
Aged Out
I think certain people need to know they've aged out of Halloween when they start posting embarassing photos thinking they're still young and cute. As usual with Brooke, she has turned a corner and now does the non-makeup aged grimmaces that the famous fruitcake Ali Wentworth is famous for and Beth projects her disdain on her husband Howard for not being able to hog Heidi's Halloween red carpet extravaganza in New York so she puts one of Howard's weaved wiglets on her cat along with an old pair of sunglasses and the cat is Howard for Halloween as if Beth is not way too old for this bullshit. We all know when Howard gets those stabbing pains in his stomach, it's just Beth with her wax doll with a pin stuck in it. Go search Beth's bureau drawers, Howard, and you'll find all those missing candlesticks melted together to look like dolls. 🎃
Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts
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| Happy Halloween to all the Wizards, Witches and Warlocks and let's thank Pagey for closing the porthole at Boleskine House before selling it. |
#dawgshed #jimmypage #pageturner #halloween #bethstern #betho #cats
#adoption #witch #siriusxm #howardstern #plant #iwasplanted #heidiklum
#boleskinehouse #crowley
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