A Bird in the Hand

Where is Beth Stern, the famous former Haband model at New York Fashion Week going on right now? She hasn't been spotted since 2017 when she posed in front of plastic trees during a before noontime loser show. 

Beth told everyone during her audio-only appearance on the Howard Stern satellite radio show last Wednesday how busy she was going to be this week inferring she has no time for Fashion Week although we know she is trying to snub Fashion Week before it snubs her. The famous performer Jennifer Lopez was at a show during Fashion Week and other celebs were spotted at various shows but no Beth Stern thus far.

Denim Downer Beth

Supermodel Beth tries to prove she is too busy for New York Fashion Week as she hosted Whitney Cummings' creepy weird baby shower. Gee, we just never get tired of seeing Beth in that same giant elastic waistband denim skirt.

Fat stomach Beth wears that giant denim elastic waistband skirt at
Whitney Cummings' creepy baby shower with a plastic baby
head game. I mean, that guy on the right is blindfolded and
Beth is holding up a plastic baby head.

Another disturbing picture from Whitney Cummings' baby shower with Beth
snubbed by New York Fashion Week this week and she wonders why.

Beth attacks a new foster cat with scissors post baby shower for
Whitney Cummings who is expecting a weird baby at 48 years old.
Beth has a hard time when her friends start having kids and they
are too busy to babysit Beth and stare at her pussy.

This lab specimen is actually reproducing something, we're not sure what it is.
Her lab partner implanted something inside of her and no one wants
 to go to the afterparty for what's cumming.

This is an update to the repeat denim skirt report from the 8-26-23
Beth Fan Page blog entry.

Beth's Pet Cemetery Collection

Beth adds another one of her dead pets to her t-shirt collection that is available for purchase on her Beth's Furry Friends website. All proceeds go back into her foundation where she pays various photographers [i.e., Howard, maid, pool boy, or PA Amy Grets] to take her picture with random animals and she calls it charity work while she books another appointment with the Botox needle man.

The NY Post copied the Beth Fan Page by printing transcribed excerpts
from the Stern show which is what the Beth Fan Page has been doing since
2019 [BFP 9-7-23]. Beth likes to rid her house of a few deadbeat pets and
reduces them to ashes for sympathy purchases of her fugly t-shirts.
[See BFP 7-15-23 and 8-31-23 for the dead pet updates.]

Down the Drain Demi

Demi Lovato is not just circling the drain but is down the drain and almost getting her chunky ass stuck in the pipes and finally landing on the stale Howard Stern satellite radio show today. The 'blind items revealed' about her on the Crazy Days and Nights gossip site are too numerous to repeat here, but she is so deperate to revive her flailing career she actually had to do the Stern show, hoping his aged fanbase will think she's hot.

Demi Lovato is now STUCK with STERN

Here's today's Stern Show excerpts.

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