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Saturday, August 5, 2023

Something Beth This Way Comes

It's been more than obvious a threat of Beth is on its way to us unfortunate ones, the ones that sit hiding inside our homes in villages of the damned, huddled in horror of a new threat of a  BETH calendar! AAGGGHHH

Well, that is the scuttlebutt since Beth Stern keeps posting more and more staged photos from her photoshop farm in the Hamptons because it's common knowledge, as revealed exclusively by this blogger, Howard Stern takes a bunch of photos all at once of Beth and then doles them out trying to sell them to tabloids or to just insert in random PR articles about themselves or to badger Social Life magazine to print them for a cover feature all about Beth and her wide-ass modeling photos. 

Then Beth will stage a few pet deaths to encourage sympathy donations to her flailing foundation and get people to purchase her merch from her website or from some third-party supplier of cheap charity junk as if a dime goes to anything but CEO salaries.

But Howard doesn't realize there is no market for his do-nothing unknown wife who thinks that merely posing with animals is charity work, but there you go. Stern got stuck with the D-list groupie in the mid-1990s and she's been almost famous ever since.

Howard always takes a bunch of photos of Beth and then tries to get them printed in online articles or in tabloids to promote his do-nothing wife as if anyone wants to see her wide ass parading around their loser Hamptons Hostel that is on the market when it should be advertised as a wet market since the basement is filled with bats and sinking faster than Stern's assets.













Stern is desperate for a tax write-off summer by fighting his furlough and doing a radio show from his home because their Beth's Furry Friends foundation cash grab is a bust


On August 4, 2023, Howard again fought his furlough and did another show from his sinking Hamptons basement using junk left there by Sirius because Stern has been back at the NY studio since early 2023. See the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 7-22-2023 when he broke from his cage and fought the furlough by broadcasting from his loser basement copying Andy Cohen in a bit for the show having celebs pick a favorite song. Howard uses that old equipment Sirius didn't bother to retrieve and just left it there to rot and sink in that basement. Sirius is not hauling that junk back and forth whenver Howard decides to work from his basement so just dumped that equipment there and it's his for good with his little name on a movable backdrop and his little guests stuffed between a wall and his computer desk with him trying to host a show during his furlough. Yes, it's sad folks but as this blogger has said, Sirius is not extending his contract beyond this current one even though Stern if fighting that too. 







Don't give up hope, Beth. Things may start looking up while Howard fights his furlough hoping to get publicity and your photos plugged into online freebie magazines.









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