Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Cannes

Heidi Klum stole the Cannes Film Festival this week by wearing a sexy cut-out gown and busted her cans all over the place sending the serial cheater Michael Douglas into an oxygen tent trying to recover from the excitement of having Heidi's cans so near and yet so far because his wife Brunhilda Catherine Zita-Jones was in attendance and would knock his block off if he dare even think about outbidding the highest bidder on the Riviera for one night with Heidi's girls sans her twin husbands. Douglas was there with his wife and daughter to pick up the honorary Palme d'Or he paid for.

Of course in the meantime, Beth and Howard Stern remain homebound nobodies juggling cats around at all their properties and drop them in all those little tax loopholes while Howard takes his normal two-week vacation and will try to horn in on some celebrity barbecue for Memorial Day weekend and Beth can get a photo-op with a D-Lister and pretend she's popular when she's only busy making sure her Botoxed face doesn't deflate.

Heidi really needs to get over her shyness. Of course she steals the
show showing off her perfect physique at the 2023 Cannes
Film Festival and plans her blowout 50th birthday party on June 1
while Beth Stern turns her real age of 54 on July 15.

Heidi's cans wouldn't stay put and busted out all over the
2023 Cannes Film Festival leaving all those little aged
French filmmakers running for their wallets and their
wives running to their lawyers.

Howard is always copying the latest looks of Heidi Klum and that's why
Beth got bangs and a longer wig thinking she can compare with Heidi.
At least Heidi can show her face in daylight unlike Beth who has to
hide her Vampyric facelift from the sun.

Say Good-Bye to the Queen

It's been reported today that the Queen of Rock'n Roll Tina Turner passed away at her home in Switzerland. She has battled chronic health conditions like kidney disease and had suffered a stroke, yet no specific cause of death has yet been released.

We will always remember her iconic role and thundering voice in "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" and the iconic famous Acid Queen in "Tommy".

Simply the Best
Better than all the Rest

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