Crowned

The famous Dame Beth-Man attended the Coronation of King Charles III and my mother Dame Edna Everage was scheduled to be a key player in the Coronation as her Royal lineage goes back to Eve.

The official photo of her with King Charles was dotted across the countryside before her untimely death put an end to that. I did dig up an escort and attended the gig in style.

I am still in the United Kingdom waiting for my flight back home and a bit dizzy from the din still ringing in my ears. It was a frenzy of affairs with me meeting this Royal and that Royal, comparing tiaras with dignitaries from so many countries I lost count of the countesses and was chased around the dessert table more than once by a renegade Royal before having to grab a sword from a Maharaja to protect my honor because the nearby Sultan was busy salting his nuts and couldn't be bothered saving a damsel in distress. I mean, yeah, you peasants out there think it's all gravy at these Royal events when the Dames and Duchesses at dinner need more than a leg of lamb to smack down a drunken Duke. It's a whole thing.

Here's a pic from a pap that was fit to print to protect our
identities and block out the hotel name where we were shacking up,
I mean, staying. It's yours truly Dame Beth-Man with her Coronation
Consort. I had a fun time playing with his crown jewels.

What did Beth Ostrosky Nobody Stern do over the Coronation Weekend?

Beth did a big nothing and just uses phony feral felines as a big front as if she's some major do-gooder and wouldn't go to the top elite society events even if she could score a seat. Ha, what a joke, Miss Pious pretending to care all about animals when all she does is have a photo session with a few ferals and dump them back at the animal shelters to dole them out while she transports her own cats back and forth between her properties claiming it's part of her charity work as she pockets the dough and packs on the pounds and can no longer fit into her wedding ring set. How hilarious is that, aside from the fact everyone says that Oura ring that was gifted to her from Jimmy Kimmel contains a GPS chip in it so Howard knows where his chippy is at all times and can call off the TMZ hounds to stop stalking her and get that million dollar photo when Howard will pay two million for the negatives.

Savior of Sirius Andy Cohen Scores Actual Guests on his Show while Stern Scored Nothing

Andy Cohen, as usual, scores some bigtime guests on his Radio Andy Sirius Satellite Radio Show because he is the one hobnobbing all the time with celebs while Howard is left with Beth running up and down a staircase that leads to Howard's locked door between Howard's New York penthouse and Beth's apartment beneath it.

Here's Today's Stern Show Excerpts

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