Passing of a Grande Dame

Thank you to all Beth Fans who have been sending mountains of cards, letters and electronic condolences for the passing of me mum, the one and only, the famous Dame Edna Everage. 

My mother and I were looking forward to attending the coronation of King Charles III of England in another month but evidently the Queen Mum Elizabeth had different plans and wanted her dear Dame Edna by her side to watch the ceremony from her celestial perch beside her dearly departed husband Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, who are just now sitting down to tea welcoming me mum to their castle in the sky.

My mother and I never gave up looking for dad who disappeared in his private plane over the Bermuda Triangle on his years long quest to find Beth Ostrosky Stern's European modeling photos. Dame Beth-Man finally closed the case and issued her edict that there are no photos of Beth as a model anywhere in Europe. See the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 1/25/22 and 1/26/22.

Dame Beth-Man issued that final verdict about Beth's invisible modeling career in Europe in spite of Beth saying she appeared on the cover of a ski wear catalog in Switzerland. However, that story from Beth was apparently a red herring designed to detract searchers from finding out the truth, and the truth is, Beth is full of shit and her husband Howard Stern can't even dummy up some fake photos and pass them off as Beth's official European modeling photos because it would be too obvious they were fakes.

Dame Beth-Man's dad disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle
in search of Beth Ostrosky Stern's European modeling photos.
See the blogger bio on the sidebar for the backstory.

Dame Beth-Man's mom and dad at the airport
where dad kept his private plane.

Mom was everywhere at all the Royal events and loved to
dish the dirt with her friend Queen Elizabeth. She told me that at dinner,
President Trump would always try to pinch her buns.

So, there you have it, the end of a Grande Dame era of royalty, pomp and ceremony that will never be repeated ever again as I keep calm and carry on and find someone else to trek with me to the King's coronation.

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