Stale Stern Still Irrelevant

In spite of all the stunts Howard Stern pulls on his stale Sirius satellite radio show, he is still fighting that demon called irrelevancy. 

Howard continues to embarrass himself with the fake celebrities and especially the fake Donald Trump that he pretends comes on his show because the real influential people in this world all ignore that doofus named Howard A. Stern. Alleged insiders are reporting that these celebrity impersonator callers are starting to make Howard not only look foolish, but downright scary.

Howard also continues to drag his parents through the mud in fake and phony bits for his show with his dad finally dying only when Van Helsing put a stake through his heart and his bride has yet to fall over and crumble into dust when the morning light hits her face. I mean, it's just sad and pathetic that Howard still thinks that jokes about his parents are funny or that his banter is real when he hasn't had a coherent conversation with his parents for 20 years with his dad already dead and buried and his mom never speaks to Howard, it's all a sad pathetic script for the show that needs to be put out of its misery much like Beth and her bogus bee sting story, it's pathetically unfunny and undramatic as she fights for space in the tabloid press and even they won't buy that bullshit bee story coming from Stern's PR Team.

Early this year a columnist did a rant about Howard Stern and it seems he can't even believe the guy is still on the air and he only subbed to Sirius because of the ridiculously low price of three months for ONE DOLLAR because they want to say they have all these new paid subscribers to boost numbers hoping their stocks will go up in a lame attempt at fooling people into thinking their stale platform is not flatter than Beth's deflated breast implants.

No one is crowding into Stern's life anymore and all he's got to contend with is his wigged wife who thinks posing with cats on her Instagram show is charity work and she actually gets suckers to give her money to keep doing it. The joke of it is, no one picks the cats Beth pushes on Instagram. She selects a few people and stages a random cat dumping bringing along her photographer and you get whatever cat Beth has on hand that wasn't dumped back on the charity where she gets these cats from, the North Shore Animal League, where they only keep kittens and funnel the rest to real foster homes or the county animal shelters.

Now onto today's Stern show excerpts.

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