Peloton Pandemic

In a recent article from CNN.com, they wondered if it were time for the flailing company Peloton to sell out to a larger company because their stocks are plummeting trying to claim it's ONLY due to the end of the pandemic lockdowns and people are not buying home exercise equipment when this is a sham report from the company trying to save face.

Peloton has never made money as stated in a report in 2019 and the company had lost a whopping 450 million dollars and had never made money. They brought in Howard Stern and had him shill for the company in 2019, which was before the Covid invasion and subsequent lockdowns. What was their excuse then? Silence was all we heard coming from that company.

So today we get another plug from Howard Stern for a Peloton stationary bike since apparently the company thought up the brilliant idea of having a 68 year old radio DJ plug the company as if it were somehow a good idea. Howard Stern can barely walk and has to take an elevator down to his bargain basement radio bunker and he's plugging exercise equipment. What a joke. Peloton is in free-fall and replacing executives trying to claim it's all the pandemic's fault when it's not. They were already a loser company with overpriced equipment that you can buy anywhere at a cheaper rate and who needs to pay a monthly fee to have some idiot programmed into a computer pretending to exercise with you? Oh my gosh. What a giant joke.

But, Peloton once again had the nerve to employ Howard Stern to be their spokesmodel plugging their overpriced exercise machines when one wonders who the marketing tool is that's behind pushing an almost 70 year old man on a bike to advertise their equipment. I mean, is this a joke? 

Everyone forgot the famous Beth Fan Page already reported that Howard plugged Peloton in 2019 which was BEFORE the COVID lockdowns as the company and Howard pretend that only now the stocks are falling, when they fell well before now when the company tries to say that stocks are down due to people going back to the gyms and not buying exercise equipment for their homes.

Peloton had Howard plug their exercise equipment 

PRE-COVID and had no excuse for its

dismal sales record.

Reference the following Beth Fan Page blog entries as proof:

Excerpts:

"On Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, July 24, 2019, he detailed how he wants a Peloton for bike training and actually went to the store on Tuesday [July 23] to purchase one."

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/07/thorn-in-sterns-side.html

"Like with this Peloton gimmick that Howard has lately where he constantly plugs it that this famous blogger has blogged about because Howard is a shill like that cackling horizontal Hamptons Harridan he married."

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2019/08/beths-bogus-bowls.html

How perfect is it that Peloton enlists Lying Stern to shill for their company??? Did they buy-out the sell-out Stern? Give up the ghost you guys, once you have an old fart who can barely walk without a walking stick shill for exercise equipment, you know you're up a creek without a paddle or like Howard sinking in his basement without a rowboat. And what is Howard's do-nothing wife Beth doing? Oh, she's got Howard's daughter Ashley's rabbit stuck in her hutch. Yeah, how long is she keeping that thing? Who knows but it's got it's own show on Beth's Instagram.

Here are today's Stern show excerpts.

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