We wondered what Beth would kill next in light of her current calendar sales debacle and her being dumped by the Hallmark channel and by Social Life magazine.
Now she's getting zero Hamptons Labor Day event invitations so Big Foot Beth is buzzing around stomping on bees in hopes of getting an allergic reaction to the stings in a vain attempt at free publicity and attention to divert away from the fact she and Howard are giant ignored pariahs all along the Eastern seaboard.
The August 20, 2022 blog entry posed the question of what Beth Stern would kill next after the death of her cat Grogu and the death of her calendar and we get our answer 10 days later: bees.
Nothing's gone Beth's way this summer. Her fake age is finally super old, her calendar for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) is marked down to half-price before it's even printed and mailed out, she seems to be snubbed yet again by Social Life magazine and getting no cover feature this season, and her former friend Katie Lee [Joel] Biegel got a huge movie deal with the Hallmark Channel after Beth got her pink slip from the network.
Another issue of Social Life magazine might come out this week, so we will have to wait and see if Howard can pay that magazine to print some of Beth's giant chunky bikini photos pretending anyone cares what Beth or Howard do to fill their empty hours and empty lives sitting and staring at their insect ridden pool in the Hamptons.
Beth's cat Grogu was the first casualty of Beth's war against obscurity and then NSAL was forced to slash the price of Beth's calendar in half due to dismal presale numbers.
Reference the following Beth Fan Page blog entries for that information:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2022/08/katie-kills-it-vs-what-will-beth-kill.html
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2022/08/beths-furry-grieving-grift.html
Beth Stern has now killed a bee by stomping on it to divert attention away from being snubbed this Labor Day weekend and crying allergies and a giant swollen hoof. Out of sheer desperation of being a giant ignored pariah, she had no alternative but to start stomping on a million bees hoping to get an allergic reaction. She can then turn down nonexistent invitations saying she is too ill to attend while her hubby Howard Stern hides in his bargain basement radio bunker spraying bug spray on Beth to keep her at least six feet away from him along with those bees she's attracting. It works with Covids it might work with bees too.
Day One of Killer Bee Beth's Bid for Attention
Day Two of Killer Bee Beth's Bid for Attention
She allegedly stomped on a few more bees today
to get a more severe allergic reaction to the sting.
Beth's had too many shocks lately and especially the newfound fame of her former best friend Katie Lee [Joel] Biegel. Once Katie hooked a husband, she could safely dump Beth and no longer had to be saddled with Beth, the plus-one loser who could never score a ticket to red carpet events and had to tag along and in most cases, Katie was tagged for the job.
Now Katie is not only a superstar foodie on the Food Network and married to one of the producers, her movie debut on the Hallmark Channel was inspired by her super book called "Groundswell" and Beth can't handle all this fame by Katie.
Once Katie divorced Billy Joel, she was hoping to capture that famous foodie Bobby Flay and put him in her doggy bag and eat him for dinner, but the guy got away and she decided to settle down with her Biegel Boy as Howard Stern is still trying to pony up to Katie hoping she will still let him sample her buns.
The shock of Katie's superstar on the rise with Beth's NSAL calendar presales almost nonexistent, insiders are reporting that Beth allegedly tried to OD on bee sting venom for the attention she craves. It's just sad to see the end to Beth's big career of barging onto red carpets as a plus-one and now she's a minus 0.0.
Beth is now badgering the Hallmark Channel to make her swollen foot drama into a movie called "Footswell" to build on the recent success of Katie's Hallmark Channel movie inspired by Katie's book called "Groundswell".
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