Reportedly, Saget failed to check out as scheduled and hotel staff and security found out it was because he was dead.
Saget was found laying down on his back in bed, face up, and no details have been revealed if he was clothed or not but his bags were packed and ready to go by the door when he apparently decided to lay down and rest after his show when he met Lucifer. Allegedly, he was found dead clutching a piece of paper in his left hand with his right hand outstretched as if to make that last phone call when everyone knows you must pay the Devil his due and he does not allow one last phone call. Hey, he ain't the Sheriff. You get no calls to your lawyer.
Of course, Howard Horninsky was right there today on his stale satellite radio show talking about Bob and getting his little segment immediately press released once his show ended today since that was what Howard always did back in the day. He always wanted his celebrity interviews and anything else celebrity-related on his radio show to have a standing column every few weeks or so in the National Enquirer. With all the social media now on the Internet, Howard wants that immediate press release and hardly pays to get anything in print anymore since, well, it hardly pays.
Howard has a standing order with his Sirius PR pigeons to get his comments and interviews ready for immediate release and then some online tabloids might pick it up and print the already written PR piece and some stooge just slaps his name on it as the writer when they are not, it comes from the PR dept. Most celebs do this and Howard is just horning in on all this too.
I don't know who could actually be sad about Saget when some people are alleging he has been triple jabbed against the Covids and that's what did him in since his old ticker was winding down and those nanobots of speed fired up his aging system and shot him into the afterlife. Bye, bye, Saget. Now the Devil can enjoy your p-do jokes.
Now, onto today's stale Stern satellite radio show transcribed excerpts.
Heidi Klum IG Update
Heidi Klum is always showing up Beth in the Instagram Arena and always has sexy, almost naked photos of herself posted all the time and shows off her twin husbands making Beth and Howard all jealous. But this time, Heidi's dress looks like it was inspired from an old Mary Tyler Moore episode when Mary looks sexy wearing a tacky dress designed by a friend who wants to be a fashion designer and wants Mary to model for her. Poor Beth, with her body, she couldn't wear either of the dresses pictured below.
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