Cookie Monster

Beth Ostrosky Stern posted a photo of herself on her Instagram show like she does ad nauseam everyday of her boring life, this time posing with a ton of cookies with her fat ass on her giant coat trying to look sexy showing off her giant leg pretending she's okay with living with Howard Stern the professional cheapskate that refuses to put on any heat in the house with him claiming earlier this week on his stale satellite radio show that he needed the air conditioning turned on in the basement where he broadcasts because it was 100 degrees when we think it's the wintertime in the United States but I guess his bargain basement radio bunker is sinking so much that he's in a giant pit surrounded by sand and mud getting hotter by the minute and hot under the collar mad about his boss Jennifer Witz not letting him back inside his studio in NYC. 

Andy Cohen and just about everyone is back at the Sirius building except Stern because Witz wishes she could be free from the Stern curse and hopes if he's out of sight, he will drop off the face of the planet as she dances around a monkey idol praying that the earth is truly flat and Stern will fall off.

Beth is on a special diet of eating cookies and then tossing them. She also pretends to exercise when she just gets a ton of liposuction taking payola like her hubby Howard because they plug those useless exercise machines like Peloton and Hydrow and so Howard has to talk those up and pretend Beth uses them or they can forget about their little checks in the mail each month because they need the cash to try and keep that sinking Hamptons Ship afloat while Howard is still miffed over all the lowball offers he's been getting for the property he's trying to keep propped up until he can get a sucker to buy it. Beth had to be told that the Hamptons house was purchased by Howard pre-nuptially, so good luck with Beth hanging onto anything but her cookies.

Top this, Beth. On second thought, please don't.
Howard keeps trying to copy Heidi with the sexy photos. Two of
Heidi's legs could fit into one of Beth's chunky legs.

Now onto today's Stern show excerpts. Enjoy.

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