Out of the Gate

Well, today was the first Howard Stern satellite radio show for 2022, and out of the gate we've got Beth O Stern winning by a nose ready to take the cup in the winner's circle over all the others who wanted to be the first guest on the Stern show for the new year. 

Yes, Beth O the hot superstar announced today that she has hot flashes. Can't believe this is show content but if you are not familiar with the Howard Stern satellite radio show, that is pretty much the speed of the show and we see nothing will change in 2022. 

Howard's show is basically how the aged radio relic is still in love with his menopausal mare when nobody cares while Howard will continue to be a telephone terrorist and badger producers to let him back on television when all he can get are a few lame appearances on some talk shows like the Jimmy Kimmel show who may need filler at some point in time and lets Howard and Beth hop on stage to banter a bit and then usher them out the back door where they have already called the paps to appear to take their picture and they will act all miffed and surprised. It's the same pattern with Hilaria Baldwin who always calls the paps and then watches her hothead hubby Alec go ballistic and pretend she is all shocked and miffed about it when Alec knows guns have ballistics and that's why he's not skating out of anything that happened on a rusty movie set in New Mexico in October 2021.

On today's stale Stern show, apparently, everyone somehow did NOT get STUCK WITH THE STERNS for Christmas or New Year's!! WOW, folks, this is a world's record as the Sterns have been dumped by everyone in and out of the Hamptons since early 2020 when the Covid invasion hit planet Earth and everyone took advantage of that and dumped those Sterns too. 

Oh gee, we had better not meet up 'cause we might catch a Covid! Yep, it seems the Sterns were snubbed big time this year and just sat home with Howard bundled up in a hoodie and Beth in a giant A-line dress taking headless selfies of themselves on New Year's Day with a cat crawling around hoping the IRS will take note that they petted a feline and can count it towards their selfie foundation, Beth's Furry Friends, and Beth can pocket more donations donated by the public to her foundation.

Obviously, Beth spent some time over the holiday break getting her face all
bloated with Botox at her Florida Fortress Facelift & Botoxology Basement
Cosmetic Surgery Center. Beth's face is so tight and swollen it looks
like she might explode. That's not a good look, honey, when you've got
a big fat giant nose. It's time for your second nose job.

Now, what you've all been waiting for. 

Enjoy the Beth Fan Page's exclusive Stern show excerpts

for the first show of 2022.

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