Phonies

On today's stale Howard Stern satellite radio show, he talked about how his iPhone camera is better than the pro cameras for taking pictures when it's obvious he just photoshops his photos of his wonky-eyed wife Beth or makes his scenery photos into digital paintings and pretends they are his hand-painted work products.

Well, when you're married to a low rent bargain basement model wife, I guess the camera hardly matters or if you are just taking stock images from the Internet and then making them into digital paintings, I mean, what does it matter what phony camera Howard uses.

Gee, I wonder if this awesome vacation pig photo was taken with a real camera or an iPhone camera with Beth in her typical giant huge long dress when she's outdoors in an uncontrolled and unphotoshopped environment. Howard should publish a coffee table book of all his awful photos and whether he used his iPhone camera or a real camera. That would be a great gift for anyone interested in his boring life.

Now, onto excerpts from today's stale Stern satellite radio show. I hear that Howard's boss Jennifer Witz enjoys these show excerpts so she doesn't have to sit through the entire stale Stern show.

Sirius Studio Update

It seems like everything is up and running at the Sirius building in NYC and everyone is back in the building except Howard Stern. I guess his boss Jennifer Witz figured out it's better to keep the old man sitting home in his basement hoping he will bottom out and get swept out to sea and everyone can pretend to look for him while Beth writes her autobiography about sleeping with a cheapskate for the past 25 years.

Sheeran did the stale Sirius Stern satellite radio show on November 3 and was back at Sirius on the 8th.

Knicks Update

Howard and Beth Stern failed again to get a seat in the front row courtside at the Knicks game as already exclusively reported by the Beth Fan Page and this is an update of that exclusive because the Knicks had another game sans the Sterns. I guess Sirius can't get anymore freebie corporate courtside tix for the flailing Sterns.

Bullets Baldwin Update

Alec Baldwin is still dodging bullets and reporters hoping to skate out of a trial about him accidentally murdering a cinematographer on the set of his stale movie "Rust" that has more problems than just rusty prop guns.

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