Double-Barreled Prop Cats

Beth Stern is back at it trying to sell t-shirts with her prop cats printed on them because she and her hubby Howard Stern are livin' too high on the hog and can barely afford to keep their own t-shirts on their backs or keep the waters at bay that's flooding Howard's bargain basement bunker satellite radio studio inside his Hamptons sinkhole that he's been trying to unload since at least 2019, but he is only getting the Snoop Sisters nosing around and not serious buyers or Sirius buyers as Sirius is not footing the bill to renovate that stale Hamptons house that the Sterns never maintained and became their own slum lords.

Poor Howard and Beth have to keep selling t-shirts until they can unload
their NY area properties. Beth uses all her cats as props so she can
pretend to do something when she's just a lazy assed nobody who
refuses to get a job while everyone wishes Howard would retire from his job.

So, what about these double-barreled props, Beth O and Noel O? I mean, it's not anyone's fault the way they look, but Beth O and her cousin Noel O are for the record books. As already exclusively revealed on this blog, these two could be doubles or double teamed or double takes or double the trouble as it's long been rumored that Howard is straying from his corral and Beth's none too happy about it, even with her duplicate. I mean, Howard does like brunettes, just look at Katie Lee.

Howard was reportedly spying through the bushes at Katie Lee's Kitchen until she finally put a plate out for the old dog and now they have a truce, he doesn't keep coming around and Katie will invite him to her Comfort Table at least two times per month in her Hamptons home where she films her show for the Food Network however they have been back at the studio with her wonky eyed husband as a producer for the network while playing daddy to their weird clone kid. Katie already sold off her Tribeca apartment near Howard's private apartment and that's where he loved to sample her buns quite frequently until she finally moved and permanently resides in her Hamptons home she won in the Billy Joel divorce.

The Double Team Twins with the matching left lazy eye.
Beth was probably one of those eye patch kids but it didn't take.
I don't know what's wrong with Noel O but it's none of my business
anyway. Ask Howard, he's the one who originally brought up her
name on his stale satellite radio show in 2016 and made
her parody fodder.

This image was a Beth Fan Page exclusive and appeared
on the Beth Fan Page, May 18, 2016.

Now onto today's stale Stern satellite radio show excerpts. Grab something to eat and sit back and enjoy my hilarious commentary that is a Beth Fan Page exclusive not to be found anywhere else.

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