Let's Get Loaded

Everyone is still buzzing about Bullets Baldwin and how he had the nerve to dress up for Halloween this year with that wife of his and those Martian cloned kids that would freak anyone out, especially how they seem to keep multiplying in those woods and never really seem to grow while Alec Baldwin's grown daughter Ireland that was cloned from Kim Basinger is now a 6'5" man in a dress. I mean, it's just nuts.

Of course, no one is sure what was loaded, Alec Baldwin or that gun with bullets while Baldwin seems to want to say the gun just went off all by itself and I guess it got loaded all by itself too while Baldwin always seems loaded but no one mentioned if alcohol was on the set or if it was the prop alcohol that was loaded with blanks. 

Also, reportedly there were Covids on the set too running amok and no safety measures were in place for loaded guns, loaded Covids, or a loaded Baldwin, so who knows what went on. I guess this story is developing while Halyna Hutchins missed out on her precious Halloween this year which she seemed to love according to a bunch of online photos of that gal. I guess this year, her costume was obviously of a ghost as we wonder if she will haunt Alec this year and drive him over the edge as if that scary wife of his isn't enough to make him jump off a cliff.

Page Six reported that the Baldwins went Trick-or-Treating in the wake of the murder, I mean, fatal [attraction] shooting of the cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.

Even the locals are taking no chances around the Baldwins.

Of course, it's been widely reported that there were tons of safety issues on the set of "Rust" and apparently Union workers walked off the set and some claimed that the guns were just firing all by themselves. If there was a hole in the casing it meant it couldn't fire real bullets, but one casing had no hole except for the hole in this whole story.

The Baldwins put on a big show for publicity purposes and it's their chance in the limelight for these aging assholes. Yes, it kind of reminds us of another famous trial by an aging celebrity that loved her day in court. One wonders if Baldwin will get his day in court and become more famous than the OJ trial or the Lana Turner trial or whatever trial as he might hang up his acting career and write a book instead and do the talk show rounds hoping to turn this tragedy into triumph for his flailing career and having to support that wife and those Martian clone kids.

You can't get much creepier than running names through the ol' gematria calculator. Gee, what words and phrases have the same numeric value of the word "rust"? I only included the most relevant words and phrases.

So, did you think I forgot about today's stale Howard Stern satellite radio show? Nope, I didn't even though it was highly forgettable.

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