Beth's Selfie Selfie

As if Beth Ostrosky Stern's Instagram show is not enough to prove she is a self-absorbed selfie nut, her hubby Howard Stern just admitted today on his stale satellite radio show that Beth took a selfie of herself in her bra and underpants and wanted to show it to Howard but she didn't like how it turned out. As if it's a one-off event when that selfie monster takes a million selfies of herself each and every day and posts them on her Insta-Stale Show when she is not famous for anything but bagging a married radio dinosaur that was getting his ass fired off a million syndicated radio stations nationwide.

I mean, duh, this is all this woman does while the Sterns still beg for cash from the public to fund Beth's selfie lifestyle. To hide her obsession with herself, she'll put a bunch of sick or dying cats in the photos to feed her bizarre desire for attention as if she's a tireless charity worker when all that woman does is take selfies and expects the public to pay her to keep doing it while she gets a giant paycheck from the charity that pays her a salary as their useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League.

It's bizarre and weird how her entire Instagram show is all about showing herself in a bunch of different outfits all day long while pretending to foster cats when all these cats are kept in cages and only let out so she can take a bunch of pictures and dole them out to appear she's busy when she's not. She's only busy primping and petting herself and showing off her prize selfies to Howard, when they don't live together. Howard basically lives in his sinking basement at his Hamptons Sinkhole that he's trying to unload and then skates off to his own married bachelor's pad in NYC that he owned when he was still married to his first wife Alison. Beth divides her time between her mother's place, her sister-in-law's place and then will visit her Florida Spa & Cosmetic Surgery Center selfie mansion for Botox bump-ups and nips and tucks trying to reduce the amount of fat that is accumulating on her 50+ plus body, not to be confused with Paramount+ or the Delta Variant+.

Here's today's stale Stern satellite radio show excerpts. Remember to check your weapons before proceeding to ensure they're loaded with blanks like Beth's head.

Covid Invasion Update

The Covids continue to cause havoc with the celebrity crowd and have invaded Las Vegas to see the famous Celine Dion in person who was scheduled to be in residence at Resorts World Theater beginning November 5, but apparently is having adverse reactions to the Covids that have crowded into Vegas and have reserved a ton of rooms at the hotel causing Celine to become sick from the close contact with the little buggers however it's been revealed that Celine might be a Covid herself and suffered adverse reactions when the resort mandated she get vaxxed against the Covids when she is apparently one herself and that's the problem here, she is suffering adverse reactions because she is a Covid and Covids can't be vaxxed against themselves. It's a whole thing.

Gorgeous Celebrity Update

Timothee Chalamet is knocking it out of the park with all his new movies that are streaming into our homes. I never suffered through the entire first Dune but I might make a big sacrifice and see the remake starring the gorgeous Timothee [accent on that first "e"] but the original Dune starred that fugly actor that ended up on Sex and the City. What a loser.

My gosh, no comparison.

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