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Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Tick-Tock

Howard Stern has to fill his dull life with something as the clock ticks and tocks and nothing ever changes for the stale Stern satellite radio show. He just rehashes the same stale bits about his weirdo ASMR pens and journals fetish and typewriters and touching and feeling all that stuff and how he gawks at celebs when everyone knows he wishes he could be in their circle of rarified air when all Howard's got is that moldy basement where he broadcasts his radio show from while his wife Beth Stern is not even there. 

I mean, Howard thinks she's there but that woman takes off and darts around to her dozens of beauty [ha] appointments, then to her mom's house, then to her apartment in NYC beneath Howard's original married bachelor's pad when he was married to his first ball and chain and after the major clash of the titans over that divorce which went to mediation, I mean, that gag order on his first wife is tighter than Howard's balled up weave that sits on his head. That's why he likes to go overboard with fawning over Beth hoping Alison will cave in and start talking to the press about that cross-eyed nobody but then Alison is happy and content with about three quarters of the Stern fortune with Howard left with his Manhattan Man Cave that he bought with his own money without Alison knowing, and so he got that in the divorce along with a Beth stuck in the apartment who refused to leave. Howard bought her the apartments beneath his hoping she would stay there out of his hair but nope, she wanted all access to his entire life and a wedding ring on top of it.

Now Howard has to pretend he's okay with all this when he's got to constantly push her onto the public somehow but all the woman does is bother cats and photoshop them all day for her Instagram show. Now, as she stated on her blog a staffer writes for her for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) website, she is finally getting back her big Beth Awards show where each year everyone gathers to give Beth money. The donations go straight into the salaries of the NSAL honchos and pays for Beth's salary as their useless spokesperson. The Beth Awards virtual event this year is on November 18, 2021. So get your checkbooks ready so NSAL can fund those big salaries for another year while the public is tasked with handing over more dough throughout the year to house a few homeless animals before NSAL dumps them at the county animal shelters while Beth raids the donation bins for free stuff for her cats she houses for about 10 days before dumping them onto other foster homes or back at NSAL who will dispose of the little creatures.

How hilarious is this? This is a photo from Fido Friendly, February 2009, when they can't even get anyone who can spell to write these bullshit articles for bullshit Beth.

Ummm, don't they mean she regularly walks these dogs? But I guess a typo is better than just lying since all Beth does is pose with animals for her big photoshoots. Notice her little outfit and her hair and makeup are done. I mean, yeah, does she need a huge glam squad just to walk a dog? No, she is just posing for publicity and then jumps back in her limo and heads for home.









Okay, enough of that. Now onto today's stale Stern show excerpts.













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