Bringing Up Baby

Howard Stern was acting like a baby today on his stale Sirius satellite radio show crabbing about taking baby aspirin and whined and complained wondering if it's safe while he had to take last week off on vacation because he got his weave cut when no one knew that weaves were alive however several years ago it had been widely reported, mainly by this blogger, that Howard's weave was demanding more money to pose as his hair, so perhaps contract renewal talks had broken down and Howard needed last week off to finally make a deal with his weave. Then he cried like a baby about the famous actress and supermodel Emily Ratajkowski because she was supposed to make an appearance on his show but apparently nothing has been signed or sealed at this point and Howard felt he read her book for no reason. Boo hoo hoo. I guess Stern has been punk'd after all but not by Ashton Kutcher but was ratted out.

Howard was also whining about his OCD and that he paces and taps and it seems like he is Corporal Klinger from MASH who kept trying to get a Section 8 to get an early discharge from the army and Howard, who is always in public in drag and on his book covers and old Channel 9 Show, now wants an early discharge from his Sirius contract but with a giant payout of course. He can't end the contract himself or he'll get nothing but if Sirius ejects him because he's nuts then he'll get a big lump sum payout but his doctor won't confirm he's nuts and he can't get that doctor's note to get out of his contract for a Sirius Section 8. Howard wants Sirius to end the contract so he can sit home and get more facelifts while waiting for Hollywood to call for big job offers. However, I doubt Howard's boss Jennifer Witz is buying Stern's bullshit. She's seen MASH too.

Yep, this is Howard alright. Hey, Howard, don't give up.

I think Ms. Witz might give you that Sirius Section 8 discharge very soon.

Now, onto today's stale Stern satellite radio show excerpts. Enjoy.

Covid Invasion Update

With all the vax idiots, I mean, edicts all around the globe, there are going to be dozens of first and/or second shots administered and dozens of booster shots that are needed to stop this covid invasion. It's been reported that scientists are coming up with a new way to administer the first shots along with all the booster shots all at one time to save time and not have people worrying about how to schedule all these shots while trying to have a life. Trust the plan. Trust the science. The government is here to help.

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