Howard's spent a lot of useless hours photoshopping the hell out of Beth with her sagging butt showing off her short legs during his furlough from his SiriusXM satellite radio show with Sirius playing a bunch of specials and reruns hoping to get some dough out of all those stale tapes and getting his staff to get off their duffs and actually do some work during Stern's summer hiatus since that's what Stern's boss Jennifer Witz had to tell him to get him to go away, that it's not a furlough but a hiatus pretending he is on television when he's just on a stale phone app and satellite receiver.
Howard stopped Beth's bit months ago to insert her into the broadcast by having her deliver strawberries to him during his show pretending to be a talk show host when Howard's just a doofus that's been stuck on a radio dial forever and won't give up the fame ghost.
Howard still thinks he is on television when it's just a Sirius app on a telephone or PC with some edited video footage since the whole Stern show is an exercise in boredom but Sirius can't get the old man to quit so they keep moving him farther away from the Sirius HQ in NYC where they have to send just about all staff home to avoid a lawsuit from Howard since he is the only one that is being sequestered to his bargain basement to broadcast his radio show when they want everyone else back inside the studio building but you can't really mandate one rule for only one irritant, you have to mandate a rule that can be applied generally to all staff save for the peon worker bees that have to keep the computers up and running in the main building.
Now, onto the stale Stern show excerpts.
Beth's Potato Sack Sales Update
Beth is still pushing those potato sacks with a computerized image of her cat Helen Rose Stern on them hoping to raise some sauna cash by the end of the month. Yes, the jets are clogged in her Florida sauna and spa and she thinks it might be because one of her giant long pieces of her hair extensions jettisoned off her head when she was taking a dip.
Reportedly, Beth now has a new foundation to address this problem called the Beth Stern Sauna & Spa Foundation. So a portion of all Helen Rose potato sack sales will go to that much needed renovation so Beth can continue to house a few feral felines in cages and count it as a charity expense while she gets her spa treatments at her Florida Fortress.
Beth's potato sacks have a lot of uses. They are great if you want to grab a bottle of wine or two when you crash a Hamptons party or snag a few trinkets on the way back from the bathroom. It can also be used as a stylish hat as shown on a model.
Covid Invasion Update
You know that vax is lethal if Israel now wants to palm it off on Palestine but hey, we hear that third shot is just the ticket to a fourth shot. Yes, folks, Israel had egg on their face when they faced the press asking why they had such a resurgence of covid when almost their entire nation was already vaxxed.
Experts claimed it was because they were suffering from premature vaccination [don't steal that, Howard] and they came too soon pushing the vax when it first came out so the efficacy of the shot was waning by the time these virulent variants came along with the nifty Greek names that threw a curve ball at the vaxxed nation. So, yes, a third shot is now needed so Israel can again be safe for another six months since apparently that is all they are good for aside from lining bird cages, oh wait. Interesting how Tom Hanks fled to Greece and now we've got Greek Covid variants? Hmmm, and we all know he married a Greek starlet that cackles like a hyena.
In other news, the $cience lover Joe Rogan claimed to have cured himself of covid with a bunch of stuff that did not involve getting vaccinated but some are saying he just had the flu yet covid has all the same symptoms as the flu so therein lies the problem in that covids are clever enough to mimic the flu and has the same survival rate just to throw off suspicion they are invading this planet. Joe might be suing a bunch of people to gain publicity while Howard Stern is miffed he could sue no one when he was mandatorily furloughed for two months and is now back on the air boring his fan while hoping everyone gets vaxxed so he can start accepting those phantom movie offers swirling around inside his peanut brain.
Ellen DeGeneres Update
That bitch is not coming back after her season ends in 2022 as widely reported by this blogger already and other news sources picked it up, and so far, the Sterns are not on the guest list. Howard is reportedly going to start his telephone terrorism and email spamming to get Ellen's attention and get Howard a free trip out to the West coast paid by Jennifer Witz, Stern's Sirius boss, so he can settle some personal business with his daughter and her grifter husband, yes, I think his first name is Grift. Not sure.
I do actually think Ellen is a Covert Covid. They do love their pizza.
Hey, remember when Howard got all those pizzas delivered to his Hamptons home by Jimmy Fallon? It was supposed to be some promotional thing and Fallon got it for free but one wonders if that was a message about Howard Stern and how only this blogger exclusively blogged about Howard's alleged ankle monitor. Um, did we see Howard anywhere for these past two months?? ANYONE? ANYONE? NO, we didn't. We never got a public appearance anywhere from Howard with only obscure and odd photos Beth posted on her IG show of random portions of Howard's hair or profile, all weird stuff, nothing that would prove he was not wearing an alleged ankle monitor along with stuffing all those pizzas down his throat - cough cough cough.
Reference the Beth Fan Page, July 26, 2020, about the Fallon pizza panic at the Stern home:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/07/cloning-is-not-enough.html
Norma Kamali Harris Update
It was nice seeing in the news how Kamala was all upset over the Afghan situation and she hopes to bring those hounds back to the United States as soon as she can while the troops abandoned them and I guess Beth Stern can try and save them by photoshopping her concern and posting it on her Insta-Stale-O-Gram Show.
Beth Stern Snubbed Again
As exclusively reported by this blogger, last year the American Humane Association in conjunction with the Lois Pope Foundation, Hero Dog Awards, dissed Beth and chose Carson Kressley to be the big cheese host of the 10-year anniversary of the event. This was major since Howard Stern stated publicly on his stale Stern satellite radio show that Beth was vaxxed so obviously that was meant as a flare that was shot off to tell Ms. Popess that Beth was ready to travel West. Nope, instead Beth was totally dissed and didn't even appear via a Zoom Camera.
Well, Miss Bethie is dissed again this year with Carson Kressley again hosting the event. What makes this snub so huge this year, is because the Hero Dog Awards is being moved from Los Angeles to Palm Beach, right where the Sterns actually live. Isn't that a laugh riot?? Maybe Beth can sue Lois Pope for the big snubola. Hahahahahahahah. This is too good. I mean, it's being held right in the Sterns' backyard. Maybe Howard can call a goodfella and get a good word put in for Beth and she can make an appearance at the awards show anyway but Carson had better watch out that Beth doesn't sneak a covid into his soda. I guess we'll have to watch what happens on that front.
For the exclusive story on the Big Beth Snubola by Lois Pope and the Hero Dog Awards, reference the Beth Fan Page, October 25, 2020:
https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2020/10/dame-dame-dame.html
Last year, Beth was all mad she got Covid clearance all for nothing yet her whole life is all for nothing too. Also reference the Beth Fan Page, 9-26-20 and 10-4-20 about the Hero Dog Awards and Beth's Covid test.
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