Beth does keep offering up her Honey Trap Noel to Howard to keep him interested and not fly the coop with Beth trying to juggle and keep all those plates in the air pretending she and Howard are a hot couple when the only thing hot about Beth are her flashes.
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| Howard attracts the strictly outdoors type. But he can change them. |
Yes, folks, please keep sending Beth cash so she can cage a few cats for a week or so of photoshoots so she can pretend she fosters anything but sugar withdrawals while pounding that pavement banging on those doors and making Hamptons store appearances and making those dozens of phone calls to conger up some cash for her mansions. I mean, she actually stuffs a few cats in cages and expects public donations to keep doing it while she sits on her millions that she hoards for herself to buy wigs and play model and dress-up for her Insta-Idiot Show where a few PR people plug in comments pretending they are the aging celebs they work for. I guess Miss Beth Birkin Bag is having trouble getting any more money out of her cheapskate hubby and has to now barter for Birkins using cats as a front. What a gimmick she's got, buy hey, as long as people keep giving her money, then she will keep all her face and fanny lift appointments.
Beth likes to hide where she actually lives from her pigeon public because she is stabled at multi-million dollar abodes and she is struggling to hang onto them. So, she's got that Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) foundation with the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) that pays her as their useless spokesperson and via her foundation she can raid the donation bin for tons of cat supplies and food for the little trapped animals that are dumped at either her apartment in the city or at her Hamptons sinkhole and then they are thrown in cages and only let out for photoshoots. That first BFF Foundation helped fund the cat adoption center at NSAL so any money going to that first foundation is split with NSAL. So, Beth set up her own foundation Beth's Furry Friends so she can pocket 100 percent of the dough and maybe buy a decorative throw blanket here and there from HomeGoods for $12.99 and count that as using her charitable donations for her cat fostering farce while she pockets the rest to keep up her appearance since she believes she is a celebrity and can spend all that donated dough on herself.
Beth only lets these foster cats out of their cages for photoshoots with Beth dumping them back in cages and back at NSAL to get them adopted while Beth reportedly has her super important weekly salon visits to get her lashes glued on, her wigs glued on and get those caffeine enemas and she's off to the races.
As stated before on this award-winning blog, that Beth hides where she lives to her paid followers and dopes who have no clue who she is and thinks she's a housewife struggling to make ends meet while pretending to foster a few cats, when in fact, Beth has multi-million dollar properties she must maintain while Howard reportedly has all his properties on the market but will only allegedly entertain cash offers so there is the problem in a nutshell for the selfie twins who use cats for cash and it's pathetic and sad.
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Howard and Beth Stern have the NERVE to market cheap shit merch featuring crappy artwork as they expect the public to fund their overpriced properties they can't afford. Hey, Beth, fund your own foster cat foundations and stop badgering the public to buy your cheap shitty merch pretending the money goes anywhere but inside your wallet. If you're that short on cash, go badger your tightwad hubby Howard for some dough for your wigs and stop badgering the public to fund your anti-aging routine while you play model in front of a stupid iPhone camera. |
Now Beth is trying to market another blind cat named Sparrow to the public as if it means she is some sort of saint for doing this when the entire world does not immediately publicize the disabled animals they house and make a global blast about it but that is all Beth is about. She has to brag about everything she does because she does nothing with her life but keep her fan updated on her Instagram Show on her latest giant blonde wig purchases. Beth is desperate to show herself off on Instagram as some sort of a model when she's modeled nothing for nobody but Howard Stern who had to pay for all her bogus modeling jobs on magazines that are now defunct, or ones who want nothing to do with any cover feature for Beth like Hamptons magazine, which is just a real estate magazine for the locals who want to nose around other people's properties while they try and unload their white elephants. I mean, Beth gets on exactly zero national, popular style magazines or any magazine for that matter. She is completely ignored and a big nobody and she can't take it so all she's got is pushing cats in our faces because that is the only way Howard thinks people will give her cash to do absolutely nothing but glue more wigs on her head.
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