Del Boca Vista Babe

Howard Stern did a stale scripted bit on today's stale Stern satellite radio show trying hard to set up his wife Beth Stern as a hot 50 year-old babe in a scripted bit for the show trying to make believe that she's still hot and not a hot potato that would only be hot to men in senior group homes. I mean, come on, who is Howard kidding with Beth? As if men are always chasing her when it's all inside of his fantasyland head.

Poor Howard is still pretending to be on a phony diet and pretending to not hit the booze when he is struggling to stay afloat in that bargain basement radio studio that's sinking into the quicksand of his old crumbling Hamptons Hostel that sits on an ant hill with Beth the Housesitter wondering when they can stop the farce and reveal they have been back in NYC with Howard peering through the Sirius HQ building desperate to be let back inside.

Let's get the party started with Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show posted below. I left out the boring bits which is about 99.99999% of the show which is the same survival percentage rate of a Covid invasion.

Of course the Beth bit from that phony phone caller was straight out of that Seinfeld episode called "The Wizard" which was an electronic organizer Jerry gave his dad when he visited them in the retirement community of Del Boca Vista. Kramer had decided to rent a condo there once his coffee table book about coffee tables was optioned, he could afford to retire. He then competes in a contest to date the hot babe who is a teacher of doing exercises for seniors in the water and everyone is jealous of Kramer - yet that teacher was 50 years old and Jerry makes a joke out of it since Kramer is hardly 50 yet but is living in that retirement community. It's a whole thing, but an episode worth watching.

When Howard posed for that hilarious cover of his book "Howard Stern Comes Again",
I couldn't help comparing it with the painting called "The Kramer" which appeared in
the episode called "The Letter". Howard is such a doofus who thinks he's cool
and is just laughable at this point. He certainly is always a Seinfeld episode.

Pretty hilarious how Sirius is still packing the apps with tons of new programming that is not available on those stale satellite receivers that people used to have to buy. Sirius knows it's going under as they buy more shovels. Although, some predict Elon Musk, the guy with the Neuralink trying to plug himself into something intelligent, may be using those old stale Sirius satellites to spy on people working from home who refuse to shop on Amazon. 

But Sirius is just crowding their satellites with tons of new show to make up for the Stern hiring debacle by Martine the Man in a Dress that has been friends with Howard for longer than anyone can imagine and has hooked Howard up with his pending third wife, a NeuraWhore that will actually obey his orders and not keep shoving a prenup in his face wanting more amendments.

Sirius has 26 NEW streaming-only channels to drown out Howard Stern who is streaming alright, but he's still imbedded in a satellite floating around outer space and Sirius hopes it gets lost and stops sending a signal back to earth. I guess we'll have to wait and watch what happens because I have been in contact with the Martian Beth Fan Page and they said that the Covids don't want Stern either but they are intrigued with Beth Stern's left lazy eye and her huge feet.

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