Stamos is back playing with underage kids again and we all hope his current wife didn't get too jealous when he was filming this show last year, but the girls in that series all look like they're not into boys anyway and that's okay, right? No, left, I mean, straight down the middle, I mean not straight, but gay, I mean, it means nothing to me.
On today's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard was supposed to interview Stamos to plug that series but Stamos snubbed Stern and is expected to show up on tomorrow's stale show. We will have to wait and watch what happens as this story is developing but boring.
The biggest news was that today appeared a Fake Friend of Beth character which is just one step away from an all-out Fake BETH appearing on the stale Stern satellite radio show. This is big news and Howard only brings out the fake and evil characters when he is deeply mad at someone and wants revenge so he acts out with fake characters. Like when he started with the Evil Dave character when he was mad at David Letterman for firing Big Shot Beth off his show once he believed that she was bedding Howard and the guy playing the Evil Dave character died so that ended that and then Dave finally was thrown off the air so there was nothing to badger Dave about anymore.
Same thing with Fake Simon Cowell. Howard is still mad he got the boot from Simon's show "America's Got Talent" so he brings out that tired character to say horrible things and satisfy Howard's anger and get back at Simon when Simon just ignores the old fart Howard that's stuck in his sinking basement. Sirius hopes that basement keeps sinking so Howard will just broadcast from Neptune's throne and Howard can pretend he's the new Chicken of the Sea with all that real meat he says he is eating - oh, but he changes his mind on today's stale satellite radio show with the Gardein Garbage back on the menu - yep, I guess they came through with more dough or Stern would not be plugging that shit again.
In the past, Howard also did the fake Arnold Schwarzenegger character because Arnold refused to do his show after becoming California's Governor and then the latest fake Jennifer Witz character because Howard is mad Sirius dumped that loser woman on him and she is now the gatekeeper to the top bosses and keeps Stern at least 100 yards away from them and he's all mad. She tracks his contract and makes sure he gets those alleged random drug tests and so on, so Stern is mad and we can expect more Fake Witz on the horizon.
That is the point of any fake characters. They are all snarky and evil and Howard feels better getting back at the real person via these actors playing the real people. So, now starting with a Fake Beth Friend, wow, that's just one tiny bit away from Howard getting back at Beth and creating a fake character about her one day.
Now, onto today's excerpts of the stale Stern show.
Covid Invasion Update
In spite of the Covids still pursuing their takeover of planet Earth, many businesses are opening up again with employees back in the office and shutting down their home offices, or at least spending less time at home and more time back at their desks. They think that confronting the Covids and calling them out is a better strategy than just hiding at home.
Katie Lee Joel Biegel is putting fear behind her and braving the Food Network studios again. She also believes that Covids are bullies and you just have to walk past them in the hallways and step on them if they block your path. Katie was filming her foodie show at her Hamptons home but is back to work at the studios filming her cable TV show while Howard Stern is still sequestered to his bargain basement radio studio. Sirius has no plans on bringing the radio deadweight back into the building at their HQ in New York anytime soon. Katie was getting a little unnerved with Howard peering in her windows hoping a plate would be set out for him but her alleged restraining order has been extended. Katie's husband thought it was a bush outside the window that kept moving but Katie assured him that was just Howard's giant weave. Howard's having a hard time adjusting to Katie's new husband and baby gimmick.
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| Howard can't get enough of Katie's rump roast. Yeah, his doctor and nutritionist ordered him to eat real meat, ha ha ha. Reference the Beth Fan Page, April 8, 2021. |
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