Beth is all happy that Melania Trump got canceled after four years in the White House not realizing all of Beth's gigs have never lasted beyond two years and she never got near the White House ever since she was evicted for selling maps to celebrity hideouts hoping to be discovered by a passing politician propositioning her to deep throat.
The display of attendees was so dismal and depressing with Bill Clinton falling asleep and Hillary's pumpkin head has grown to even bigger proportions as everyone sat around muffled and masked trying to stay vertical during the boring inaugural farce. Everyone loved Lady Gaga looking like she wore her Met Gala ball gown since it got canceled by the Covids last May and she didn't want to waste a dress while J Lo looked more butch than Michael Obama.
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| Michelle Obama looked like she wanted to be Grace Jones from "A View to a Kill" in that scary outfit. She does look like a Bond villain and her hubby's bodyguard. |
Howard Stern attempted humor about the inauguration and is all happy that Trump and his hot wife are out of the White House. Trump was making everyone jealous of his big life and trophy wives and his smart kids with his youngest daughter Tiffany Trump graduating from law school while Howard's kids are big nothings. Oh yeah, two are hospital workers, yeah, uh-huh, ummm, aren't they in the surrogate baby business? How come they couldn't come up with a lab created clone for Howard and Beth? Oh, right, they don't want anymore fish feeding from their Trust Fund troughs. Howard's oldest daughter is a wedding priestess and puts her lewd selfie written poetry to music and sings like an alley cat and you can purchase her songs off the Internet. Howard has nothing to brag about and it makes the old guy mad. He has to watch his blood pressure and tries to eat a bland diet that he sometimes talks about on the air trying to dry out from the alleged booze and pot diet he's used to along with coveting those cigs Beth smokes all the time, right, Howard?
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| Word is spreading quickly that Biden is now the Covid President of the U.S. |
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| Joe Biden ascends the steps to the inaugural platform. |
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| Joe Biden gave a rousing acceptance speech to his adoring masked public. |
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| General atmosphere at the Biden inaugural ceremony at the White House. |
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| First day working from his new home office looking like a masked idiot. He just found out that blue means Democrat. Are those all the movies he's returning to Hollywood Video? |
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| Jill and Joe Biden were seen zipping around the White House this afternoon heading for the kitchen for some beer and pizza. |
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| Beth Stern watched the live inauguration coverage from a Sports Bar in the Hamptons where she had to tell Howard a man hit on her. Beth can barely leave the house without getting attacked but at least this time it was by a human. |
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