The Prisoner

As we close out 2020, Howard Stern thinks lockdowns and masks are a great idea laughing at all the little people darting around to warehouse stores all covered up hiding from Covids thinking this is all some big adventure in their newfound prison of rioting and looting and blowing up RVs pretending they are a danger to humanity. 

Covids love that exploding RV bit but not before an audio warning is issued to passersby and a dummy is found dead inside. Who knew that RVs were so dangerous that they could just explode for no reason. And, no, the dummy inside was not Howard Stern. He's a crash car dummy that can't be killed no matter what happens to him as he badgers his agent for more flood insurance as he continues wading through that bargain basement radio shack he calls a studio. Howard figures Sirius can fix up that Hamptons Hellhole since they evicted him from the Sirius building in NYC and Howard is all mad but pretends it's what he wanted all along.

Yes, Howard is stuck in the Hamptons with Beth the prisoner which was her primary residence but she's packing up all her little cat toys as warden Howard transfers her contract to permanently move her to the Florida Fortress and Basement Botoxology Center with her sister-in-law Amy Grets busy stamping shit products like t-shirts and sneakers with images of Helen the Cat on them hoping to sell them so she can keep her job with Beth as her personal pigeon and gopher. She looks like a pigeon and gopher even with her new facelift.

Amy Grets, Beth O's pigeon worker bee toady.

The Beth Fan Page hopes to continue blogging in 2021 but contract talks are stalled at this point and we are not sure what's going to happen with Team Beth Fan Page. I just found out that my little worker bees are being scouted by the Martian Beth Fan Page and they don't think I know it. Hey, if they can get a salary from the Martians, go for it, but I think they are in cahoots with the Covids but that's a whole other thing.

The Martian Beth Fan Page sent an emissary spaceship to the workroom where
Team Beth Fan Page are busy bees working on bits for the blog. They don't know
that I have a spy that snapped these pictures as evidence of a blog takeover
and espionage plot with the Martians attempting to steal my staff and find out
the secrets of the Beth Fan Page. Good luck! It won't work.

 

In the meantime, I have a cub reporter in the dugout waiting to pitch some ideas my way for upcoming blog entries. He seems like a real go-getter and doesn't complain about anything trivial like wanting a salary.

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