Florida Folly

Hilarious that the Sterns are trying to keep up appearances at that Florida Flophouse for Botox bump-ups during the Thanksgiving holiday break and posted a love set photo with Beth in a spa robe with her scrawny hair pulled back [see the previous blog entry dated 11-24-19]. 

Beth also posted a little video on her Instagram Show of the iguana invasion at their stale Florida fortress that no one wanted that's hardly a private estate but stuck in a residential area crowded with suckers. 

Howard and Beth also managed a hat selfie before Beth saying that they are out of there I guess because the giant iguanas were peering through the window watching them eating crow as we wonder what happened to Beth's Florida porch fashion shows. I guess Beth spent her spa break horizontal waiting for her take-out order to arrive when the help throws radiated sushi into her open mouth while her doctor tells her not to move or those stitches might unravel.

Howard's not sure what's worse. The reptile invasion or the invasion
of Beth's relatives.

I guess the Kennedy Center is jealous of
Howard's poof-ball wig and his Ted Kennedy
impersonations he does all the time on his
stale satellite radio show.

In other news, for the millionth year in a row, the Kennedy Center is not honoring Howard Stern. We know superstars like Cher and Oprah have been honored and this year, Sally Field is honored along with Sesame Street [hahaha], Earth, Wind and Fire, Linda Ronstadt, and some Florida fossil who bangs on a piano who must be a democrat. I mean, Howard can't horn in on this gig? How pathetic.

Gee, I thought Howard was a super democrat liberal who loved Hillary Clinton and supported her bid for the Presidency and no one could figure out why Hillary snubbed Howard's stale Sirius satellite radio show on her campaign trail even though Howard reportedly donated a record-breaking zero dollars to Hillary's campaign. Gee, I guess it's just a mystery.

How come the phony vegan vegetarians Howard and Beth Stern never post a food selfie for Thanksgiving? Uh, because Howard normally drops in for a ton of turkey and then skates back to NY while Beth and her family chow down on every animal in sight delivered to their door by Meats-R-Us.

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