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Sunday, October 6, 2019

West Side Story

Howard Stern is reportedly bugging
Steven Spielberg for a spot in the remake
of "West Side Story" but the Maria part is taken.
Howard Stern is creeping towards his 70th birthday and is still seeking fame and fortune in Hollywood as he and his wife Beth Stern are all excited to be on the big West Coast in their never-ending fame quest as the two aged has-beens never stop bugging the hell out of producers in Hollywoodland. 

Yes, you are never too old to chase that illusive thing called fame as the Sterns already prepped for their trip West by first visiting the plastic surgery center in their Florida Mystery House that Howard has never moved into but Beth and her Clan have and that is the secret storm. 

On last Tuesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard again plugged his visit to California where he will broadcast his satellite radio show and is getting on some TV shows to take another shot at someone discovering him and making him famous and put him in a movie where he doesn't have to provide half the funding as one wonders who else Howard will be visiting out West. Yeah, he's got a few people to visit in the S.F. Bay Area while Beth is busy in L.A. hogging TV shows to plug the disgusting American Humane Association (AHA)/Lois Pope Foundation's Hero Dog Awards that she co-hosted on October 5, 2019. The awards show is always ignored by mainstream celebrities and just features people mainly paid by the Hallmark Channel because they sponsor the Hero Dog Awards and air it on their cable channel and also plug the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) and Beth Stern shills for both the AHA and NSAL. The Hallmark Channel offers crappy programming for viewers that do not participate in life and want programming that's directed at dead relatives and is basically a dumping ground for unemployed $cientologists in need of work or they have the option of going hungry.

Excerpt from Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show, Tuesday, October 1, 2019, talking about his trip out West to California and is stopping off first to see his daughter who lives in the S.F. Bay Area but that is only part of the West Side Story.

Howard:  "Oh then you gotta hear this so then Ralph [Cirella, Howard's long-time companion] came up with a plan.  Well, I'm flying out to LA I'm stopping off to see my daughter who lives in California, in another part of California, so I'm stopping off to see her.  I'm gonna spend a couple of hours at her place and then I'm gonna land, I know I'm gonna be exhausted, I'm gonna be really tired because I'm not gonna get my nap because I can't sleep on the plane.  And then Ralph goes 'As soon as you get there, I'll be there waiting for you, I'll have everything unpacked and I'll just go over your outfits with you.'  And I'm like you know it hit me last night, I'm like the first thing I'm gonna do is finally gonna get to the hotel, I know I'm gonna be super cranky and I'm gonna want to lay down because I'm gonna be afraid I'll get sick --"

Ralph:  "That's so yeah then go to sleep -- I said I'll be around and you let me know when you want to go over it because I'm gonna put everything -- never mind, I'm not gonna talk about it on the air."

Howard:  "Alright, goodbye, I had enough of you yesterday."

Ralph:  "Same.  Agreed."

-End of excerpt-


Below is a rare photo of Howard with his long-time
companion and personal dresser Ralph Cirella getting
Howard fitted for a new wardrobe:




Howard barely let it slip that he is only spending a couple of hours with his daughter before landing in Los Angeles. But how much time is he spending with his cousin Noel Clare Ostrosky? Yes, a few years ago Howard announced on the air on his stale satellite radio show that Noel is he and Beth's cousin since he loves to include her family as his own since that's a good cover story as the family plot thickens. Both Noel and his daughter Debra live in the S.F. Bay area. Sources allege that Debra makes dough on the side as an alleged surrogate to Silicon Valley same-sex couples that she hooks up with in her social work and Noel allegedly moved to the Bay Area after having a nasty falling out with her Los Angeles girlfriend Emily McEnroe.

Does Beth know that this was the real reason Howard was interested in Beth as a cover girl? Doesn't Ralph know first-handjob that Howard loves the younger set? What happens when Noel becomes Noella? Will the alleged affair end in a fight under a freeway? Inquisitive minds want to know the answers to these and many other questions about the secret life of Howard Stern and his matron of honor Beth O who refuses to renew their vows and have a second wedding ceremony when in reality, it's Howard who can't get a paid sponsor to fund it and pretends it's Beth who doesn't want to renew their vows of wedded matrimony in a bankrupt restaurant in NYC or the first wedding that was held on a crab filled beach on the garbage dump shoreline of their Hamptons home when their now-deceased obese bulldog Bianca was their ring bearer. We all remember this famous blogger talking about a press report about how embarrassingly LOW the bidding was for Sterns' wedding photos. I mean, who cares that an idiot DJ got married to an aged unknown woman from Pittsburgh who was trolling NY for a married aged talk show host to make her famous?

James Denton is the resident butt-boy of the Hallmark Channel and does their bidding since not long ago he reportedly had major money troubles and frankly, needs the extra dough as co-host of the Hero Dog Awards. James got his start via his $cientology connections and did a few movies with the top dog Travolta as well as getting an appearance on the $cientology-filled TV show "JAG" starring the famous $cientology member Catherine Bell who is also the star of Denton's current Hallmark Channel TV show called "The Good Witch" since that is basically how the $cience lovers view themselves as they plan their ascension to meet Xenu. Yeah, a lot of people have a giant hole in their bank accounts since joining that church. Hey, has Howard paid his past-due dues yet? Well, he and Beth are experiencing a bit of fame right now with Sirius and Hallmark and horning in on TV shows with various $cience lovers as hosts of those shows. Connections are important, you know, never make light of them.


James Denton looks like he has aging disease since being forced
due to finances to appear each year with Beth as co-host
of the Hero Dog Awards for the Hallmark Channel. Backstagers

or backstabbers reportedly call Beth "Tranny Sam". Isn't that funny?



Someone alerted James that he needed his dumb bow tie
for the taping of the show. Poor James. He is such a
desperate husband that's forced to appear with the wife of
Howard Stern who is famous for doing zilch but getting her hubby
to pay producers to get her on TV. I think James is shrinking too.


Beth continues to shill for that AHA even after PETA exposed them for simply handing out certifications to the movie and TV industries via payola to state that no animals were harmed in a canned boilerplate statement at the end of movies and TV shows involving live animals so viewers will think it's okay when they see animals on screen and have no idea they died later from starvation or denied vet care. PETA exposed the flip side of the AHA as a quick Internet search continues to prove and Beth could not care less since this is all she can get.

Keep throwing up those crazy hand signals you two!!
You're gonna make it after all!!


AGT the Champions is back taping in Los Angeles with Super Heidi Klum and Simon Cowell that will air in January 2020. Howard hopes to bug the hell out of his Sirius bosses to get him back as a guest judge on AGT but so far, all the bosses are staging their own disappearances until Howard is back in his hovel in NYC.








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1 comment:

  1. hi dbm. thursdays blind item #4 was certainly about the sterns and while surfing youtube i found the evidence of lack of interest enty mentioned in the blind. i just wanted to pass it along to you for your enjoyment. stay well.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmPTBbQ6vpQ

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