Labyrinth

Howard hopes to marry Beth again on
Jimmy Kimmel Live from Brooklyn this week.

If I blog, they will come. Yep, yesterday I wondered why Beth Stern did not post a photo on her Instagram of herself with James Denton to plug the airing of the Hero Dog Awards where she and James co-hosted the event, and poof, today, Beth posts a photo on her Instagram of her with James.

Beth Stern obviously read this famous blogger's blog dated October 19, 2019, and this morning posted an advertisement for the Hallmark Channel's Hero Dog Awards featuring Beth with her co-host of the event James Denton, when yesterday, she only posted an ad of herself with Hallmark Channel actor Kristoffer Polaha which was weird since he did not co-host the show with her. 

So this morning, Beth corrected that oversight by posting her own ad on her Instagram featuring herself with her co-host James Denton.

The labyrinth of Beth's mind is a cobweb of mixed messages as she is desperate to get back on the Jimmy Kimmel show when he broadcasts again from Brooklyn as this blogger has blogged about in the past, the Sterns were a giant no-show last year on the Kimmel show taping in Brooklyn to celebrate the landmark 10 years of their wedded contractual bliss and instead celebrated this year at the 11-year mark when Stern broadcast from Los Angeles a few weeks ago. I guess Howard was so pathetically desperate to do a publicity stunt to calm his jealousy of Wendy Williams and Andy Cohen receiving stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for the Class of 2020, with Wendy's ceremony taking place on October 17 to ensure the Sterns were already gone from Los Angeles and she could have a Stern stress-free event.

Sources allege Phoenix got back
on blow to lose weight for the Joker
and has no personal hygiene habits.
I bet cast members loved that.

Beth is a desperate housewife coping with living with Howard Stern, the dying legend of low rent humor that's a porn industry pawn with plugs in his weave and she tries to not die laughing when they have selfie sex in the bedroom of their rented hideout, I mean, hideaway. Oh gee, reminds me of the new film "Joker" with the aged shriveled Joaquin Phoenix who was raised by the Children of the Corn, I mean, Children of God, and denies it while getting the red carpet treatment in Hollywood who hopes to buy his silence with an Oscar that he expects to win. The new movie mimics the career of Howard Stern who fantasizes about killing it on a late night TV talk show and becoming world famous at the age of too old. The biggest joke about this joker is that Joaquin claims to be 44 years old in real life when everyone knows those cults don't keep birth records and doesn't look a day younger than 55 years old with Howard looking older than his reported 65 years of old. Of course everyone might remember Joaquin's brother River Phoenix who was an alleged blood sacrifice dying on Halloween in 1993 with the careers of Johnny Depp and Leonardo Di'Caprio taking off after the competition was narrowed down. Witnesses to the event at the West Hollywood Viper Room allege that River was iced out that night, expecting to play at the club, and was given a lethal dose of a drug cocktail and was in obvious distress with everyone ignoring him until he dropped dead outside of the club that is expected to be bulldozed with condos put up in its place and the club being rebuilt in the basement according to some sources.

Bill Kaulitz, Heidi's twin
husband-in-law.

Superstar Heidi Klum, a.k.a., Heidi KK with her marriage to Tom Kaulitz, has everyone excited about her Halloween costume this year as she will host her annual party for the 20th year in a row on the East Coast with everyone else celebrating in Hollywood and the Sterns normally run and hide since Beth allegedly won't be seen in public with Howard in drag since they first hooked up and she got embarrassed to be seen with Stern who she thought was only a transvestite for his ex-wife. I know, there was a lot Beth didn't know but she basically had no choice other than Stern or Stan the valet at the Letterman show. Heidi married a twin who resembles a Kardashian and Howard reportedly wishes he married a twin that's got talent.

No lawsuit filed, Howard? Didn't you come up with this lie detector bit on your stale terrestrial radio show years ago and continue doing it on your stale satellite radio show? Is chicken-shit Howard scared to sue Ellen? Simon did the Ellen show in September talking about the America's Got Talent finale and turning 60 on October 7. Howard is normally sue happy and makes dough and deals on the side to get he or Beth face time on TV but Howard is terrified of the Queen of Daytime Talk TV Ellen D.

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